Breast Milk by Carton

[Sway]

LOL I just found the article ... Japan just bottled HUMAN Breast milk for consumption "

"For some new mothers, getting their newborn child to suck out the moo juice of mankind from their breast for sustenance is a daunting task. Either it hurts too much, or the baby simply refuses to latch on, resulting in one frustrated mother who firmly believes that breast milk is necessary for a healthy, growing baby..."

Thanks to those fine folks in the land of the rising sun, breast milk is now available in a carton! No need to worry about your baby latching, or dealing with an overzealous child with the sucking power of a Hoover. Now you can save your breast the hassle all while giving your baby the nutrition he or she needs!

Naturally, the company that manufactures this “breast milk” has employed the image of a baby suckling on his or her mother’s breast. One can only surmise this is for easy identification purposes, as I imagine it would be absolutely hilarious to discover the moo juice you’ve been drinking has come from your own species.

Look here for the link --->>> Article Here

 

[Badjedidude]

The problem with this is that to put breast milk into cartons, you have to pasteurize it or otherwise treat it so that it won't curdle...and doing this pretty much destroys any beneficial stuff that's in the breast milk to begin with. Breast milk is only really actually helpful pretty much straight from the boobie.

*shrug* So...I don't think that this idea is worth much.

 

[Steel]

I'm just wondering about the milking machines.

 

[cheaptrickfan]

I'm just wondering about the milking machines.

Breast pumps, yeah. The few times I tried using one, I felt as though I ought to be chewing some clover and mooing. It was just not natural for me and I was never successful at getting any milk out with a machine.

Thankfully, I was at home with the kids and didn't need to express milk. My kids got it the old-fashioned way, straight from the tap. Once we got the hang of it, breastfeeding was not difficult at all. lol

The problem with this is that to put breast milk into cartons, you have to pasteurize it or otherwise treat it so that it won't curdle...and doing this pretty much destroys any beneficial stuff that's in the breast milk to begin with. Breast milk is only really actually helpful pretty much straight from the boobie.

Actually, you can freeze it pretty easily with no damage done to it. The larger problem with breast milk banks (and they do exist) is the fact that just about anything the mother ingests is excreted into the breast milk - meds, alcohol etc.

Plus, HIV can be passed on through breast milk.

 

[mintymint]

HIV can be passed on through breast milk.

*Removes nipple from mouth*


So Proud to be Japanese. So proud.

 

[cheaptrickfan]

The problem with this is that to put breast milk into cartons, you have to pasteurize it or otherwise treat it so that it won't curdle...and doing this pretty much destroys any beneficial stuff that's in the breast milk to begin with.

Actually, some preliminary studies with preemies indicate that even pasteurized human breast milk is more beneficial than formula.

one link

Recently, Schanler and colleagues questioned the benefit of banked human donor milk. However, tables included in the Schanler study describe a significant decrease in chronic lung disease in the both own-mothers' milk and donor milk groups compared to the group receiving preterm infant formula. Further, although the small sample size was inadequate to detect statistical significance, additional data included in the tables indicate that the rate of NEC was six per cent in the mothers milk and donor milk groups compared to 11 percent in the preterm infant formula group.

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*Removes nipple from mouth*


So Proud to be Japanese. So proud.

Sorry to interrupt your breakfast. lol

 

[Disrobed]

I'm picturing a bunch of Japanese women on their hands and knees in a corral chomping on straw while a bunch of guys sitting on the fences wearing their checkered shirts and donning cowboy hats for some reason. It sounds so cruel..
WoopytieyiOHoh git along little lady... it's your misfortune and lots of cash for corporation X...
What's next? Actual babies wrapped in bubble wrap at Walmart? A Fleabagger wet dream, eh?

 

[An archist]

I'm picturing a bunch of Japanese women on their hands and knees in a corral chomping on straw while a bunch of guys sitting on the fences wearing their checkered shirts and donning cowboy hats for some reason. It sounds so cruel..
WoopytieyiOHoh git along little lady... it's your misfortune and lots of cash for corporation X...
What's next? Actual babies wrapped in bubble wrap at Walmart? A Fleabagger wet dream, eh?

Utter rape pornography....for when tentacle rape just doesn't make sense anymore.

 

[Badjedidude]

Actually, some preliminary studies with preemies indicate that even pasteurized human breast milk is more beneficial than formula.

Heh well I guess I don't know as much about breast milk as I should.

Still just seems weird to me...but it could be my social training talking there. *shrug*

Anyway, I'm laughing at the "nudity" on the carton. If they did that in America they'd be sued before the product even hit the shelves.

 

[cheaptrickfan]

Still just seems weird to me...but it could be my social training talking there. *shrug*

Well yeah. Breast milk in a carton is weird.

I think that they should bring back wet nurses... assuming that the um, "milk donors" are properly screened for HIV and drugs. *sigh*

 

[mintymint]

I think that they should bring back wet nurses... assuming that the um, "milk donors" are properly screened for HIV and drugs. *sigh*

Like my grandma always said: Don't suck a slutty wet nurse.

 

[cheaptrickfan]

I think that they should bring back wet nurses... assuming that the um, "milk donors" are properly screened for HIV and drugs. *sigh*

Like my grandma always said: Don't suck a slutty wet nurse.

Your grandma sounds like a wise lady.

 

[mintymint]

Your grandma sounds like a wise lady.

The woman was bipolar and alcoholic

 

[VanillaCreme]

No.

 

[RebeccaSarah33]

I wonder if anyones ever made people yogurt or people cheese <.< from people milk :x yikes, I'm gagging thinking about it

 

[Mysis]

Oh Japan...

See... The brilliance of this is that while the company maintains its public image by marketing towards parents with children. The truth is their biggest consumers are perverts with no kids whatsoever... And let's not pretend the company can't foresee this hidden market...

After all, what better place to start such a business than the land that gave us tentacle porn, 2 girls 1 cup, tub girl, funnel girl, and many others... Quite frankly there's too many to even count, and let's face it their videos are really just the surface of the weird stuff...

Anyways... I'm sure this is going to make a lot of men very happy...

 

[cheaptrickfan]

I wonder if anyones ever made people yogurt or people cheese <.< from people milk :x yikes, I'm gagging thinking about it

Oh you just know that some uber-crunchy mama somewhere in a hippie dress made from sari silk has done just that.

*cackle*

 

[Just_Some_Dude]

I wonder if anyones ever made people yogurt or people cheese <.< from people milk :x yikes, I'm gagging thinking about it

Oh you just know that some uber-crunchy mama somewhere in a hippie dress made from sari silk has done just that.

*cackle*

oh gawd

 

[Badjedidude]

I wonder if anyones ever made people yogurt or people cheese <.< from people milk :x yikes, I'm gagging thinking about it

IIRC, Sweden or Swizterland did that a few months back...started producing human cheese. It caused quite a stir, but I guess the hype has been forgotten amidst political stuff.

 

[Sway]

Lol What? Human Cheese, thats even weirder than Breast Milk, tho i dunno >.>.

But here's a controversial idea for the guys if the breast milk came from the hottest girl you know,,, eg.. Jessica Alba, Leah Dizon, <insert ur dream girl here> , would you buy it for $1000? assuming the carton's autographed by her and comes from a contract guaranteeing it?

I'm tempted if that was the case lol , but I might be weird.... i wouldn't drink it.... unless i was very very thirsty :O, but i'd keep the carton lol