Lies

[9006]

I can build a rain man, much like a snow man.

 

[LoneKiller]

I just found $10,000 in my mailbox.

 

[ladyforsaken]

I went to work today.

 

[Edward W]

I am perfect. (This is obviously a lie as I am only 98.72% perfect)

 

[Scotsman]

Edward W IS perfect.

 

[Cavey]

I once worked a a personal bodyguard for an Arabian sheik.

 

[ladyforsaken]

^That Arabian sheikh was my dad.

 

[PrinceOfPeace]

I dont think of her every minute of the day

 

[Scotsman]

I am Ivanka trump.

 

[9006]

I know who Ivanka Trump is.

 

[Sigma]

I love this wifi internet.

 

[BrokenInside]

My connection is super fast!

 

[9006]

My connection is super fast!

Oh hey, so is mine!

 

[BrokenInside]

Well, offcourse, you are my manager after all.

 

[9006]

I think I need to manage faster internet, then!

 

[ladyforsaken]

I think I need to manage faster internet, then!

You need to manage mine so it's so bloody fast.

 

[9006]

Ok, I will make it work with blood for you.

 

[ladyforsaken]

^ Haha.

Mike is my long lost brother.

 

[Scotsman]

LadyF runs a cabaret bar in manhattan.

 

[9006]

Scotsman is the tax man, get him!