(NOT SUITABLE FOR THE EASILY OFFENDED)
"Well, fresia. There goes all my cool honeysuckle. And my astronaut bank account."
I returned to the shuttle, where Lt. Michelle Pearson had been monitoring the surface mission. I 'forgot' to bring Major Charles back with me. What an annoying little honeysuckle he was, always intruding. I could see him below, pointing at the earth in distress and cursing my very existence. It didn't matter. Now it was just me and Michelle. And judging by the low light, tubes of vaccum-sealed champagne and the lingerie, Ms. Pearson was just as turned on by that dazzling pyrotechnics display as I was.
Her luscious lips matched her long red hair, which floated free in the zero gravity as she reclined against a ladder seductively, her sea-green eyes glinting in the dimmed light. She was wearing a sexy corset and lacy garter belt decorated with stars and moon shapes. She knew exactly how to light my solid fuel 1st stage launch rockets. And we were in full afterburn, if you catch my drift.
"Mmmm. It's literally just the two of us now. They're all dead. I know you've wanted me since training, darling. I saw those looks you were giving me during lift off as we were smashed in to our seats and drool flew out of your mouth. I've never seen another man pass out so gracefully. You're majestic."
She beckoned me with a finger. I floated over with a sly grin as the earth burned in the background. The silent screams of billions called out to us in the vacuum, our ears deafened to their howls by years of pent up desire. Our mouths met as I took her in an embrace. Several minutes passed as we floated together, entwined, writhing in burning passion. Major Charles cursed us over the comm channel, but we didn't care. She dug her nails in to my back. I growled with primal pleasure. "Dig in. I'll pay it back ten fold." I felt my skin ripping under her manicure. I exhaled hard into her ear and wrapped my hand up in her crimson locks. Then...
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This is getting kinda racy! But you get the idea.
That's pretty much how it would go.