The most unforgettable signs you've seen plastered at the back of a car

[roundasapenguin]

We've all seen it. They come in all shapes.

Square. Round. In the shape of a cloud. Etc.

Those cute little signs that people tend to stick at the back of the car, designed to capture the attention of the motorist behind.

In my years of staring at the back of cars, I've come across the most hilarious of signs. Care to share what are the ones you've seen?

The more memorable ones for me are:

1."KL pothole survivor" (KL stands for Kuala Lumpur...that's our main city in Malaysia - and some roads do have the mother of all potholes...haha)

2."If you're happy and you know it, drop your pants." <--this one I saw this morning and had me laughing like a mad idiot in my car. I've heard of 'If you're happy and you know it, clap your hands' but this...this one's classic

What are the other ones that you've seen?

 

[Brian]

I once saw a car that I knew belonged to a miner:

"If it cant be grown, it's gotta be mined!"

"Hell yes I'm dirty. I drive the Joe!"

"Earth First! We'll mine the other planets later."


You can always tell when someone loves their job


Oh, and along a common theme around here: "Hug a Logger. You'll never go back to trees!"

 

[Badjedidude]

"Earth First! We'll mine the other planets later."

HOLY FUDGEMONKEYS I love this one.

----Steve

 

[roundasapenguin]

"Earth First! We'll mine the other planets later."

HOLY FUDGEMONKEYS I love this one.

----Steve

Me too! It reminds me strangely of...the movie Avatar...hmmm

 

[TheWickedOne]

12 years ago I saw "Visualize Whirled Peas" and it still cracks me up to this day.

 

[kelbo]

My brother used to have a VW campervan that said "if the campers a-rockin dont come a knockin"

 

[shells]

"Don't get too close. We hardly know eachother."

 

[nerdygirl]

A friend of mine bought a car that had a bumper sticker that said, "Fat chicks are harder to kidnap" I almost think she got the car precisely for the sticker.

 

[Brian]

Oh, and a classic, which I've also seen on the back of some biker girl's shirt: "If you're gonna ride my ass, at least pull my hair."

 

[Lonesome Crow]

It takes a ***** like me to love a ******* like him. (her car)

Next stop, the twighlightzone (my car)

 

[roundasapenguin]

I saw one on a small little car that reads "If you think the car's cute, wait till you see the driver."

 

[Wyrm]

I want to get the Darwin fish to put in the back of my car.....
http://www.northernsun.com/images/imagethumb/ Darwin Fish Silver Emblem / Car Plaque (2214).jpg

or maybe the dinosaur eating the Jesus fish...
http://nerdapproved.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/03/t-rex-fish.jpg

 

[TheWickedOne]

"Do Not Meddle In The Affairs Of Dragons, For Thou Art Crunchy and Good With Ketchup"

 

[nerdygirl]

Now I want fries.

 

[cheaptrickfan]

I want to get the Darwin fish to put in the back of my car.....
http://www.northernsun.com/images/imagethumb/ Darwin Fish Silver Emblem / Car Plaque (2214).jpg

or maybe the dinosaur eating the Jesus fish...
http://nerdapproved.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/03/t-rex-fish.jpg

I like the FSM "fish."

 

[Twitchy]

I still have the "Miskatonic U." sticker on the back of my truck.

I also wouldn't mind having these:

A cookie for anyone who recognizes this:

Or this:

 

[Badjedidude]

ZOMG cheaptrick, I WANT THAT FSM "fish"!!!!

I also always sort of enjoyed the peeing Calvins:

For some reason they're quite popular around where I live. I've always loved Calvin and Hobbes anyway, so it'd be cool to plaster him on my car for the world to see.

----Steve

 

[The Wonderful Sin]

"Save a tree, eat a beaver"

 

[cheaptrickfan]

ZOMG cheaptrick, I WANT THAT FSM "fish"!!!!

I also always sort of enjoyed the peeing Calvins:

Isn't it great?!!

I saw someone who had a peeing Calvin peeing on a smaller peeing Calvin who was then peeing on Yet another smaller peeing Calvin. An infinite regression of peeing Calvins. Awsome.

"Save a tree, eat a beaver"

lol oh my god.

 

[The Wonderful Sin]

ZOMG cheaptrick, I WANT THAT FSM "fish"!!!!

I also always sort of enjoyed the peeing Calvins:

Isn't it great?!!

I saw someone who had a peeing Calvin peeing on a smaller peeing Calvin who was then peeing on Yet another smaller peeing Calvin. An infinite regression of peeing Calvins. Awsome.

"Save a tree, eat a beaver"

lol oh my god.

It was fairly awkward explaining that one to my ex and her mother when I started laughing...