Badjedidude
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Hitler is still alive? @_@ ZOMG!!!!
...wait...who cares? I'm not a Jew. I should be safe. XD
----Steve
...wait...who cares? I'm not a Jew. I should be safe. XD
----Steve
SophiaGrace said:1) They do not have a bloody axe in their hands
2) They do not carry the Ebola virus
3) They do not keep their status of being AIDS positive a secret from me
4) They are not a sex offender
5) They do not offer to shoot me up with heroin
6) They do not jump out at me nude from a darkened alley
7) They do not have delusions they are Superman and jump out of my apartment window.
8) They do not have a weird fetish for disabled girls
9) They are not Hitler
10) They do not want to suck my soul out of my body
mintymint said:...so if i got a 10 out of 10, does that make me Super Hitler?
Badjedidude said:mintymint said:...so if i got a 10 out of 10, does that make me Super Hitler?
Sir....may I write your story? XD
----Steve
mintymint said:For me, the ideal woman has integrity, emotional intelligence, a sense of humor and an open mind. Those are the qualities that I find to be essential in order to maintain a meaningful and fulfilling relationship. Honestly, if I love the girl, everything else is icing on the cake
Bonus points for having an inquisitive/analytical mind
Steel said:The idea of a naked Hitler lurking in alleys is strangely disturbing.
mintymint said:SophiaGrace said:1) They do not have a bloody axe in their hands
2) They do not carry the Ebola virus
3) They do not keep their status of being AIDS positive a secret from me
4) They are not a sex offender
5) They do not offer to shoot me up with heroin
6) They do not jump out at me nude from a darkened alley
7) They do not have delusions they are Superman and jump out of my apartment window.
8) They do not have a weird fetish for disabled girls
9) They are not Hitler
10) They do not want to suck my soul out of my body
...so if i got a 10 out of 10, does that make me Super Hitler?
nerdygirl said:I'M going to answer this question seriously. Because I cannot top Sophia's list if I joke around.
My ideal fella must be:
Trustworthy
Well endowed... With intelligence, I mean!
Committed to our relationship. If he even checks out other girls in front of me, it's over.
Somewhat talkative, because I'm really quiet.
Nerdy. Comic books, computers, gaming, sci-fi, fantasy... we must have things in common!
A little romantic. Not a lot, as I'll get annoyed, but not so little that it feels like friendship.
Respectful of my religious beliefs.
Taller than 5'6", and not more than 50 pounds overweight. Maybe I'm shallow, but there it is.
Organized. I'm not, so somebody has to be.
Submissive.
I'm sure that later, I'm going to want to replace something in this list with something else.
Just_Some_Dude said:
*The Cursed One* said:Not that I'm suggesting anything for a second, but you've described me almost down to a T...
nerdygirl said:Oh! The other important thing I need to throw in there. He must be no more than 5 years older or younger than I am. Drat... now I have to figure out which one to throw out.
Just_Some_Dude said:bust
waist
hips
ankles
flexibility
endurance
stamina
experience
knowledge
openmindedness
ohhhh, the "opposite" sex, I was thinking for "good" sex.
sorry, carry on...
enchantress' pid='148191' dateline='1267689122' said:6.Is somewhat physically attractive.
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