Watching a friend stream GTA V and trying to be annoying by narrating.
"fresia!" Steve said, slamming his hands on the wheel. "Who is this ******* in the road? I have to get to work!" But the ******* just sat in the road, looking at his map.
"I have to read about this" Amanda said as the man tore through the park. She checked Twitter, but as it was real-time there was no news yet. Then she was hit in the face with a club.
Tealeaf: Don't pee in the pool.
Player: I'll pee wherever
And he did, peeing long and hard as he walked through the party. He then proceeded to take his incontinence out on the young, pushing them into the very pool where he had first begun.