Recent content by Arnie

ZZZ,Ow,Ow ZZZ! Arnie’s world is twirling and twirling and twirling until finally the twirling subsides and he finds himself barely able to stand from the dizziness.  He’s then doused with a pail of water that Sweet Pee had been waiting to throw on him.  “Sorry” she says “I had to get that...

the man

pink granola lawn candy toe twister without hominy

I don't know why I even try to help the helpless. I should just.....

crazy man

I never, ever wanna see that mental image again in my lifetime! ______ and don't ______ try not to _______

Arnie wakes up screaming “IT’S ALIVE! IT’S ALIVE!” Sweet Pee is there. She explains that Little honeysuckle (who is now a turd) is in cahoots with John and had projected a holodeck simulation to make him faint. “John is not well endowed.” she says and adds “I have body scans to prove it!” She...

I love it when the most comfortable and relaxed I am all day is also when the alarm clock is going off.

no do you like oreo cookies?

would you rather be hit over the head by a wooden bat or a fruit bat?

[video=youtube] [video=youtube] If I didn't know better I'd say John's ready for his second childhood. After he sees this he'll.......

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go and party it up at the reception! what would you do if a senile old woman insisted that your mcdonalds meal was hers.

political party

Whenever I leak I have to drink more water. Don't make __________ clean off __________