Recent content by Awkwyrd

Watching the Youtube video of Britain's Got Talent where two guys do some Bollywood dancing and surprise the hell out of Simon with their act. That video always makes me smile.

Well, I haven't really done much in the way of actual marching lately, but I suppose that is true. (I assume being called weird by most is sort of the same thing if you don't really care.) The next person has made at least one trip out of country in the last five years.

If you don't recognize the caller's number you could try answering with something similar to... "Thank you for calling Madam Zolegra's psychic hotline. We knew that you'd be calling today and hope you enjoy your personalized reading for only 9.99 per minute. Would you prefer our tarot spread...

Innocence, 2004 French Film

No. I killed a bug in the house today. Did you?

No. Have you ever gone hunting small or large game?

I'm sorry for your loss. Pets become members of our family and it is hard to lose them. I'm glad that Walter gave you so many memories and hope that they help you through this trying time.

They were plain. I do wonder how some of those flavored ones would taste now that you mention it. Anyone willing to try Chili flavored corn chips and chocolate then let me know if it tastes alright? As far as other combinations go, I once tried beer flavored ice cream. I didn't like it and...

No. Have you bothered to check out my forum profile?

I have not fully matured in all areas of my life. I have a tendency to hold grudges for far too long. I am unable to fully trust anyone, including myself. I may have some undiagnosed mental issues but am too afraid to actually find out. I'm a prick to others but usually don't care. I am...

A neighbor lady once gave out bags of Fritos corn chips mixed with chocolate baking chips on Halloween. It sounded strange at first, but it did taste wonderful.

Yeah, at-will employment can be bad when an employer fires someone for no apparent reason, yet it can also be good when you get sick of the job and can literally just walk off and tell them exactly how you feel without worry of repercussion. I only give employers a two week notice when leaving...

All my real world friendships have fizzled to nothing over my life as easily as online ones do, so it is not just an online phenomena. If one person puts more into a relationship of any kind, or thinks that they do, it can make it very difficult to keep that relationship going. I had a similar...

I was just about to call for a pizza before you rang. A group of little grey men are standing outside beckoning me to join them in their flying saucer. Sorry, but I'm not who I thought I was. Can you call back later when I am. The voices in my head said we have to go now. Santa? You're not...

I just ate a pizza flavored pretzel. Does that count? The next person has graduated high school...