Recent content by leftykmonahan

"Yes I was stupid enough to send the computer, but I have her personal things and they are going to burn. Pictures, journals, stuffed animals, personal things, momentos, etc." Sounds like a cruel, spiteful thing to do. "I don't think it's unreasonable to want it back, but there is no way I'm...

I can definitely relate to feeling like that. :( Sorry you're feeling so bad.

A Dream Within a Dream -- Edgar Allan Poe Take this kiss upon the brow! And, in parting from you now, Thus much let me avow You are not wrong, who deem That my days have been a dream; Yet if hope has flown away In a night, or in a day, In a vision, or in none, Is it therefore the less gone? All...

Fashionable fuzzy baby mice wore Nike shoes.

hatchlet

Menomena - 'The Strongest Man In The World' in my pants. XD

concussion

The remorseful old hooker returned your penis.

^-- Ohh, Minus, those trees are lovely. :D

My kids! If you could grow plant that bloomed nipples that became erect when exposed to sunlight, would you tweak them and titter?

True, and I became quite shitfaced. The next person is a spelling bee champion.

The newly crazed intruder destroyed his vacuum.

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