Recent content by T20

I obliterate your rusty swiss army knife with my aggressive steroid abuser cannon.

That fking squirrel stole my guava.

Solivagant Wrote: I stopped someone's house from burning down. Wow dude, I don't think anyone can top that. Good on you. I managed to get all my jobs done while staying calm.

Something like this in the morning..

Diet coke.

My dog passing wind as he climbed onto my bed this morning lol.

When I was a kid, I thought that I created "tea party" and "cubby hole". I was very annoyed when other people used my words but kept it to myself. I also thought that money spiders genuinely gave money, either through choking or going for a poo. I kept a money spider when I was about 6 or 7 and...

Relaxed.

A long time ago, probably last Christmas. I very rarely drink. When was the last time you told a family member you loved them?

It's ok I guess. Do you like cage fights?

Nikita.

Plane crash.

Bloodied feet smashed by a pencil sharpener.

I cut out your aardvark armpit and throw it into the abyss with my transparent guava gloves.

No. I allowed my dog to jump on my bed this morning, did you?