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* Chuck Norris once hit a guy so hard the guy starved to death rolling. * The Earth never used to spin on its axis until one day many years ago when Chuck Norris sneezed. * In the original version of the bible BC meant Before Chuck. * Chuck Norris once hit a guy so hard the guy starved to...

* Chuck Norris' tears can cure cancer... Too bad he's never cried. * Chuck Norris died 10 years ago, the Grim Reaper is just too afraid to tell him. * Jesus can walk on water, but Chuck Norris can walk on Jesus.

* Chuck Norris doesn't have a chin under his beard, just another fist. * Chuck Norris was born on May 6th 1945, Nazi Germany surrended on May 7th 1945. Coincidence!? * Chuck Norris doesn't call the wrong number... You answer the wrong phone. * If you have $5 and Chuck Norris has $5, Chuck...

I have 2 kids. I have work colleagues who I sometimes talk and joke with. I have an online friend (for the past coupla weeks anyway). But no, I have no actual physical friends in "real life". Never have done to be honest. *sigh*

Hey guys/gals. Not really sure what to put on here but here it goes anyway. I am a 28 year old male living in the UK. I am fit and healthy, have 2 kids who I love and adore. All sounding good so far, right!? Well, the thing is I'm empty on the inside. When I was younger I was painfully shy and...