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Well I sure don't understand where YOU just came from. Do you think I'm perving? If so, I apologise for the lack of clarity. In your OP, you specifically asked for advice; I was merely trying to get a better idea of your mindset (regarding gender attraction) so that I could better advise you.

So... sex isn't a factor at all for you?

I should write a will. If I die tomorrow, my mother will plan my funeral and make it all about her.

What about sexual attraction? Do you prefer male or female genitals, or can you you swing either way? Not perving here, just trying to understand better.

I found that stupid file and deleted it. Windows 8 is a total piece of honeysuckle, and Windows 7 has that "Trusted Installer" crap that I can't get rid of. Next time I replace computers, I'm switching to Linux and giving Microsoft the boot.

"Half your age plus seven" is the rule. I'm 24. 24 / 2 = 12, + 7 = 19 24 - 7 = 17, x 2 = 34 My "this isn't creepy" age range is therefore 19 to 34. Just to be safe, I bump the 19 up to 20. I'm not into older women, so I drop the 34 to 26. My preferred age range is therefore 20 to 26.

Bitchiness, cheating, threats of violence (actual violence is a turn-on), manipulation, lying (don't even white lie, just plead the 5th)... um... pointless irrationality... poor personal hygiene, threatening to cheat on me if I don't drop everything for you... child/animal abuse (murdering...

Sitting in front of the computer, absolutely bored, lonely as fresia, unable to study, unable to write, feeling trapped, and wishing I could go on a mass-killing spree but fearing the resulting loss of anonymity.

I'd get banned.

What's the point of the Chat? Nobody's ever on!

Put it this way: if you're so undesirable that absolutely nobody will sleep with you, how can you NOT second-guess yourself? Being unwanted has a tendency to warp your perception of the world, until eventually you realise that you're the source of the problem.

Mocking virgins isn't cool. I was celibate through my teenage years, despite the number of eager girls who wanted to do it with me. It wasn't until my celibacy became involuntary that I began to struggle with it.

If she's above a 5 hot and below the crazy line, I'd say yes. If you don't enjoy it, you shouldn't do it. Compromising your principles is the first step on the path to soul-destruction.

Yes. Have you ever been in a porno?

But if you don't score, how will you win?

Economically, you should just use your hand. Or, save the time and effort, stuff some toilet paper in your underwear and let the wet dreams do it for you. However, since none of those substitute actual sex, the money saved is irrelevant. Who wants to go through life having banged a negative...

SEX.

Ew. Sex toys are just gross. If you're gonna spend money, at least get the real thing. Spoiler: Sex isn't that great. Well, it wasn't for me. I didn't feel like I'd accomplished anything. If anything, I think nailing that girl lowered my partner count.

Hey, is this the point were we have to call the authorities? I don't know the process for that.

If your only concern is that you haven't had your dick wet, then it seems a rather straight-forward solution. Switch your conscience off. Dick. Wet. Problem solved, repent later. If it's a relationship you want, then virginity isn't your problem (more likely, it's a symptom). I'll be honest...