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Do not take this post altogether seriously. Its mostly for fun and poking fun at myself, but most of these things actually happened to me, im not gonna go into detail about the bullying n stuff like that when i was younger though, maybe in another post as a seperate subject as that is more...

Welcome :) i like ya name:P i tend to lurk alot too:shy:

When u pick up the phone say "i'm batman" in a low, husky voice. Ask them for phone sex. Tell them u have to go because your cat needs to use the phone. Meow at them instead of talking. Put the phone near your ass and fart as loudly and slowly as you can. Sing the spice girls song "wonnabe"...

Yep i do! especially the smiley with tongue poking out. Tongue is good to give or receive, i love tongue. Ummm...:P Thx for welcome Thanks Was just messin, i diddnt steal anyones candy *covers pockets and quickly walks away* G'day ol' chap! Spiffing weather today aye? Jolly good show...

*shares choccy with fellow newbie* hey:)

Hi, i'm me :shy: *runs away* ... ... (That's how long my first date will probably last) About me, hmmm, well, I'm an idiot. :rolleyes: Why am i here? I have come to troll your forums! Nah, just kidding :D. A troll would be better looking than me. Argh the voices in my head are being mean to...