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To some people, those things ARE an interest, just not ones you share. I also think that a woman apparently lost in the realm of fantasy, dreaming up impossible scenarios is leading herself down the wrong road because where she wants to go doesn't exist, and that's the sadness of it all. There...

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! Sexy dance for you.

Sure, EVERYONE has a personality. There's a thread in "Loneliness" on pretty much the same subject as this one, and I've read similar threads on boards I cheat on ALL with. It makes me sad for everyone. Everyone is interesting, you just have to connect with them on the thing they're interested...

The concept that a person feels they can't be happy because there's no shiny vampires leaping about the place with their shirts off, that characters in anime shows and pop-lit romance stay in their domain and seem to be unable to escape the fantasy, all the while dudes have to deal with the fact...

Everything about these types of threads are hideously depressing. Apart from Limlim. Limlim is funny.

Beauty is subjective, but everyone gets hungry!

Ah, so she's a miserablist! You could wonder WHY this is, mayhaps she's in the same boat as some of us here, all gloomy because she's got no person to cuddle (Apart from her kids, but that's different cuddling). I vote go out to lunch, see if she cheers up. You may just be her sunshine!

I suppose it all depends on the parties involved. If there's something about her which is severely no-go, like maybe the chick has a beard and the guy is all like "I totally am 100% not into chicks with beards" then I figure it's cool. But the idea of "Not hot" I think still deserves at least a...

As opposed to when it's the other way around?

Have you considered becoming a gigolo?

And everything (Legal) in this thread I will do as it pertains to the opposite sex, no matter how dumb. Ever wanted to know how a certain thing might pan out but never had the chance? I will do what I can to gather much needed data and report back! For my fellow Sad Bastards and the lulz, I will...

Wow, check the sizes of these e-penises!

I dunno, a lot of monkeys throw poop, that's pretty vile.

Off topic, but that is the best song ever.

I lose my glasses on top of my head at least once a day, and only yesterday I spent a good while carrying about a pair of pants. I was meant to put them in the wash pile, but then got distracted, forgot I was holding them and went about my business. Also, I once went to work wearing my slippers...

Here's a photograph taken a while after a set I did at a festival in Poland where I was ridiculously drunk. About half an hour after I gave a pretty lady a weed I thought was a flower, screamed in her face that I thought she was pretty then passed out. Good times.

A shoe box with ants inside it, carrying bits of electricity around. My Internet is a potato.

I'm currently trying to slow my metabolism down to build some fat and with any luck a wee bit of the ol' definition. Here's what I do, every single day: Wake up: Do a warm up 15 knee press ups 15 situps 20 wide squats 20 roll up crunches This will make you hungry as honeysuckle, so have breakfast...

You mean like, squirrels and leaves and such?

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