👋 Hello.

[Jessicat]

Ok. Since I would be missed I will turn into a polar bear instead! 
****, I can’t find a polar bear emoji.... this is unacceptable.
Wait..... do polar bears hibernate? They don’t do that right?

 

[LifeAfter]

Hold on, let me ask Siri...

Polar bears don't hibernate! Good choice. Thank you for reconsidering!

 

[Jessicat]

I would make a wonderful polar bear.
Always walking around mauling people.
Breaking into research cabins and destroying them.