A sentence you hope to never say

[Jeanine]

I'll start.
There's a spider in my bed

 

[Finished]

You should have told me you had an STD before we had sex!!!! Ha! ha!

 

[randomguy]

My penis was in the Guinness Book of World Records, but then the librarian told me to take it out.

 

[ringwood]

"Is that a gherkin in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?"

 

[randomguy]

"Is that a gherkin in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?"

Reminded me of this scene from Spinal Tap

 

[ringwood]

Reminded me of this scene from Spinal Tap

That's awesome. Spinal Tap was a great movie. BTW, I think 'gherkin' means something different in the U.K. versus North America - hence my smart-ass comment as things I hope I never have to say.

A chart for your reference. . .On the left, a typical gherkin as it's known in your part of the world (AKA pickle in Canada/U.S.); on the far right, a gherkin as it's known here in North America. There's. . . ahem. . . a BIG difference.

 

[randomguy]

That's awesome. Spinal Tap was a great movie. BTW, I think 'gherkin' means something different in the U.K. versus North America - hence my smart-ass comment as things I hope I never have to say.

A chart for your reference. . .On the left, a typical gherkin as it's known in your part of the world (AKA pickle in Canada/U.S.); on the far right, a gherkin as it's known here in North America. There's. . . ahem. . . a BIG difference.

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Blimey!

 

[Finished]

Sorry for ramming your car because you cheated on me!

 

[sunflowergirl1306]

I just saw a spider in my shower

 

[Cherubino]

hasta la vista baby ... and I faked every orgasm ... (credits Arnold Schwarzenegger, Leslie Nielsen)

 

[randomguy]

Can I get some toothpaste and a box of that Viagra?

 

[Minus]

I wish I still had my feet.

 

[Adamridge79]

Sorry, I think I ran over your dog

 

[Finished]

I didn't know the gun was loaded. Sorry.....

 

[Sunless Sky]

I didn't know the gun was loaded. Sorry.....

I imagine thats what Alec Baldwin said.

 

[Finished]

I'm breaking up with you because you are crazier then I am.

 

[Adamridge79]

Wait, that honeysuckle was real?

 

[Cherubino]

aim at my chest not my face ... long live the revolution

 

[Sunless Sky]

I am attracted to your sister... NO NOT THE FACE!!!

 

[user 188522]

They are gone.