You would fit in with my family quite a bit. We get so bad that we text each other about how good dinner is sometimes. I have the most active social life among us and I post online about how crushingly lonely it gets sometimes.
I've always imagined Canada as being what would happen if we traded guns for maple syrup and hugs, and it got cold all the time as a result. People always describe Canadians as overly friendly but as an average American I'm immediately distrustful of anybody that is too friendly. Makes me think they're casing my house to rob me later.
Anyways I'm down to chat, just don't be too friendly or I'll have to double lock my front door.