Jean-Vic!

[condemnedsoul666]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!

 

[Peter Lorre]

Gelukkige verjaardag I hope it was a great day!

 

[jean-vic]

Thanks to the both of you! It is appreciated. Honestly.

On a side note: Wow, my popularity is through the roof. Wonder why.

 

[condemnedsoul666]

Cause you're you

 

[jean-vic]

That's probably it.

 

[condemnedsoul666]

Or maybe it was my the threatening videos I mailed, hmmmmm.....

Anyway, if they ask about 'em say you had no idea, k?

 

[jean-vic]

What videos?

 

[condemnedsoul666]

Like the ones terrorists send, just with me and my imaginary friend larry(hes real, just invisible) telling them to like you, a lot.

 

[jean-vic]

What possessed you to do that? And don't say Larry or so help me....

 

[condemnedsoul666]

Larry told me to, why, was it a bad idea?

 

[jean-vic]

Dude... just... dude.

 

[condemnedsoul666]

What? Larry paid me to, real money too, nit monopoly money like last time, i even spent some of it

 

[jean-vic]

Paper money, eh. Send some my way. Needs me a wittling knife. I wittles what I sees and I worns my last one down to the nubbin.

 

[condemnedsoul666]

Will £2,700,000 be enough?

 

[jean-vic]

Put a 1 and two 0s in front of that and you've got a deal.

 

[condemnedsoul666]

Is that all? do you some extra for a gold throne?

 

[jean-vic]

The gold throne is a pipe dream. I'm past it. I just wants me a wittling knife so I can wittles what I sees.

 

[condemnedsoul666]

wittle a door?

 

[jean-vic]

No, only the future.

 

[condemnedsoul666]

What about the inverse ratio of feet?
Larry says its important