Lies

[ladyforsaken]

Mike and Scotsman are long lost brothers.

 

[Scotsman]

LadyF likes to create little families in her head. She also buys iguanas and gives them Japanese names. She now has 37 iguanas and she bathes them nightly.

 

[Shipster0958]

Scotsman is actually Japanese.

 

[9006]

Shipster is a hermaphrodite.

 

[Scotsman]

I'm in a village people tribute act.

 

[9006]

I feel switched on, today!

 

[LoneKiller]

I'm a serial killer.

 

[Scotsman]

I'm currently investigating LoneKiller... and he has an accomplice so his name is misleading.

 

[EveWasFramed]

Im NOT bored right now. Not in the least.

 

[Bob Arctor]

I am a llama!!

 

[EveWasFramed]

The Dalai Lama?

 

[Bob Arctor]

The Deli Llama...I make sandwiches with my hooves.

 

[EveWasFramed]

LOL!!!

I totally didnt think that was funny.

 

[Scotsman]

I'm a banana. A big bendy yellow banana. (Easy game)

 

[Edward W]

Thats a lie, Scotsman is an orange.

 

[BrokenInside]

Eddy steals my avatars!

 

[9006]

I enjoy this site much more than I used to.

 

[LoneKiller]

I just won $777 on a scratch ticket.

 

[9006]

^ I was gonna ask for some dosh, but I've got enough money, I don't need any.

 

[LoneKiller]

I invented the ipod