Lies

[zero]

I`m drinking tequila.

 

[JasonM]

Approximately seventeen minutes ago, I placed an explosive baguette somewhere in your home. It was freshly made so you should be able to track it by aroma. The clock is ticking, go!

 

[zero]

Your house is on fire, call at the fire station urgently!

 

[LoneKiller]

I'm dating Taylor Swift

 

[Badjedidude]

I broke up with Taylor Swift.

 

[MissGuided]

^ Taylor wrote a song for each of you to publicize your affair(s). You should really see the video.

 

[LoneKiller]

I write every song she sings.

 

[BrokenInside]

I am Taylor Swift...duh!!

 

[Okiedokes]

I'm hiding behind a tree stalking her.

 

[MissGuided]

I have carpet in my shower.

 

[LoneKiller]

What I coincidence! I'm in the shower carpet biz. WOW!!

 

[JasonM]

Last night I saw LoneKiller peeping in my window. Why can't you just use the toilet like everyone else!?!

Wait, I did get that correct, right?

 

[zero]

I am bored. (doh, I suck at telling lies, what a bore, lol)

 

[MissGuided]

Last night I saw LoneKiller peeping in my window. Why can't you just use the toilet like everyone else!?!

Wait, I did get that correct, right?

^No...this thread was for lies and that was clearly fact.

I am not rocking a big ole headache right now.

 

[bodafuko]

I have a nine inch penis.

 

[LoneKiller]

It's true. I measured it.

 

[bodafuko]

It's true. I measured it.

I enjoyed it! :shy:

 

[LoneKiller]

So did Hulk Hogan and Billy Crystal. They were there too.

 

[Lonely in BC]

I'm currently having a deep and meaningful discussion with Pogs...

Cat or real person, you decide.

 

[MissGuided]

BC claims his cat, Poguesy, talks back.