Lies

[RB46]

when i was younger, i was organising this huge deal between sony bmg and a company who wanted to run their marketing campaigns. one day as i was leaving a meeting i met micheal jackson and paul mcartney. we hit it off straight away and now we are all best friends. I meet them every now and then for kebabs and pancakes. If anyone fancies joining us, just give me a shout.

 

[9006]

^ I read all that.

 

[LoneKiller]

I taught Shaq how to play ball.

 

[9006]

I use money to light fags.

 

[Edward W]

I was once auditioned to be James Bond 007, but had to pull out when I realised it would compromise my real spying.

 

[RB46]

This isn't my favourite thread and it doesn't make me laugh.

 

[Veruca]

I hate Edward's avatar

 

[ladyforsaken]

I despise cats!

 

[RB46]

I really don't understand how you can say anything bad about what is such a wonderful species.

 

[Veruca]

Masks are fugly!

 

[ladyforsaken]

Veruca is really a ghost!

 

[9006]

I'm a great mathematician.. and I spelled that right without the aid of spell checker.

 

[Edward W]

I hate getting PM's.

 

[ladyforsaken]

I hate Edward and Mike so much I want to strangle them.

 

[9006]

I like Lady's comment.

 

[ladyforsaken]

 

[Edward W]

I really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, <breathe>, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, dislike Lady

 

[9006]

^ appropriate.

 

[Veruca]

^ I disagree

 

[9006]

Do do I?