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Phaedron

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The World is owned and run by Santa Claus... yep Santa is real and he judges the world from above. He knows if you've been naughty or nice. He is Zeus, Lucifer, Christ, Yahweh, Thor, Kulkalkon, Sanat Kumara, The White Bearded God worshipped for aeons. Who ascended into heaven, above the clouds, and set his throne in the congregation of the north... pole.

Santa's greatest trick was convincing everyone he didn't exist.

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Similiarites between Santa Claus and Jesus and/or the Lord
http://www.cuttingedge.org/News/n1132.cfm

1. Has white hair like wool (Rev 1:14) 1. Has white hair like wool
2. Has a beard (Isaiah 50:6) 2. Has a beard
3. Comes in red apparel Isaiah (63:1-2) 3. Comes in red apparel
4. Hour of His coming is a mystery (Luke 12:40; Mark 13:33) 4. Hour of his coming is a mystery
5. Comes from the North where He lives (Ezekiel 1:4; Psalm 48:2) 5. Comes from the North where he lives: North Pole
6. Is a carpenter (Mark 6:3) 6. Is a toy carpenter
7. Comes as a thief in the night (Matthew 24:43-44) 7. Comes as a thief in the night. Even gains entrance to homes as a thief.
8. Omnipotent -- all powerful (Rev 19:6) 8. Omnipotent -- can deliver all the toys of the world in one night
9. Omniscient -- knows all (Hebrews 4:13; 1 John 3:20) 9. Omniscient -- knows if you have been good or bad, for the entire year
10. Omnipresent (Psalm 139:7-10; Ephesians 4:6; John 3:13) 10. Omnipresent -- sees when you wake or sleep. Has to be everywhere at once to be able to deliver all the toys in one short night.
11. Ageless, eternal (Rev 1:8; 21:6) 11. Lives forever
12. Lives in men (1 Cor 3:16; 2 Cor 6:16-17) 12. Lives in the hearts of children
13. Giver of Gifts (Ephesians 4:8) 13. Giver of Gifts
14. Absolute Truth (John 14:6) 14. Absolute Fable - (1 Tim 1:4; 4:7; 2 Tim 4:4)
15. Sits on a throne (Rev 5:1; Heb 1:8) 15. Sits on a throne
16. We are told to boldly go to the throne of Grace for our needs (Heb 4:16) 16. Children are bidden to approach his throne to ask for anything they want
17. Commands children to obey parents 17. Tells children to obey parents
18. Wants little children to come to Him (Mark 10:14) 18. Bids children to come unto him
19. Judges (Rom 14:10; Rev 20:2) 19. Judges whether you were good or bad
20. Everlasting Father (Isa 9:6; Heb 12:2) 20. Father Christmas
21. Christ Child (Matt 1:23; Luke 2:11-12) 21. Kris Kringle (means christ child)
22. Worthy of Prayers and Worship (Rev 5:14 Hebrews 1:6) 22. Prayers and worship to "St. Nick" by children
23. Lord of Hosts (Mal 3:5; Isa 8:13; Psalms 24:10) 23. Lord over a host of elves - (In Druidic religion, elves are demons or tree spirits
24. God says, "Ho, ho ... (Zechariah 2:6) 24. Santa says, "Ho, ho, ho ..."
25. Prince of Peace, the Image of God (Isa 9:6; Hebrews 1:3) 25. Symbol of World Peace, the image of the Christmas Season

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Although most people assume that the original "Santa Claus" was a bishop by the name of St. Nicholas of Asia Minor of the fourth century, this is not really true. Although some of this bishop's deeds later came to be associated with "St. Nick," the original "Nicholas" was once again Nimrod, the "mighty one against the Lord." The word "Nicholas" means "mighty one, powerful." Traditions of a "god" who gave gifts under an evergreen tree antecede the Asian Minor bishop by thousands of years! Among the Scandinavians it was the god Odin or Woden who left special gifts during the Yuletide season under the evergreen tree, his sacred tree! http://www.hope-of-israel.org/cmas1.htm

He is red and white... like the Amanita mushroom. :)

http://www.cannabisculture.com/articles/3136.html
 

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