Answering with questions...

[cheaptrickfan]

Aren't cats always up to something?

 

[Minus]

Would they let you know if they were?

 

[cheaptrickfan]

Can cats even talk?

 

[Minus]

If they let you know that, wouldn't it be giving away part of their advantage in gaining dominance over the world.

 

[cheaptrickfan]

Don't you think that cats are craftier than that?

 

[Minus]

Is there any limit on how crafty they are?

 

[cheaptrickfan]

Why don't you ask them?

 

[Minus]

Would they give themselves away?

 

[PoWer2tHePeOpLE]

Can we get an expert in on this?

 

[loketron]

need an expert.....

are we still talking about cats?

 

[The Wonderful Sin]

What do cats have to do with anything?

 

[cheaptrickfan]

Do you know nothing about cats?

 

[nerdygirl]

Why must cats make me sneeze?

 

[cheaptrickfan]

Are you sure that it's the cats that are making you sneeze?

 

[The Wonderful Sin]

What else could it be?

 

[cheaptrickfan]

Well, do you sneeze in the presence of Zombies?

 

[The Wonderful Sin]

Do you even know what a Zombie is?

 

[cheaptrickfan]

How do you know that I am not a Zombie?

 

[The Wonderful Sin]

How do you know I am not God?

 

[Minus]

Would that be a zombie?