Alienated said:1000lifetimes.... you bring shame to the gender. But what REALY scares me.... is that list is AFTER
Sci-Fi modified it !!
What the Hell was deleted ??
nerdygirl said:If I was a man, I'd have a penis and my chest would fit in shirts a bit better. I'm pretty sure that's about all that would change. I can think of no reason my life would suck more or be lonelier just because of a difference in gender.
1000lifetimes said:Jeeeez lighten up! Speaking as a guy who hasn't boinked a chick myself I was just saying how I felt about it...if I offended anyone I offer you one big wet sweet-and-sloppy apology!
And I was CLEARLY trying to be funny! I like to laugh...sorry for that I guess?
About a mothers bond vs fathers bond that was an honest typo I meant that the mothers bond > than fathers bond precisely because fathers leave etc. that's why it was in the men's con list.
Was meant to be a joke, but like all good jokes is meant to have a shred of harsh truth beneath the surface. Nothing I said was not something I never heard a comic say before. Again if I offended anyone with my pros and cons list I'm sorry and I hope you can forgive my cheeky attempt at humor.
To drew88 - cheers
1000lifetimes said:Being a guy
Pros
1) Peeing standing up (obviously - the greatest thing ever)
2) Not having to get pregnant
3) Not having that thing once a month
4) Clothing is not complicated - suits on men look good...women have to have their shoes match their purse, their eyes-hadow match their fingernails etc...too much for a dude
5) Wearing high heels - yeah it makes your bum look smashing...but they cant feel good on your feet/back
6) Having balls - scratching itchy balls is the second most satisfying thing in the world...next to having someone else scratch them for you
7) Men have never had to deal with not getting paid as much because of their gender
8) Men are generally physically stronger...a mugger would sooner target a woman than a man...at least back in the day...women take aerobics and carry mace now...they'll fresia you up
9) Male althletes get paid WAAAAY more than female athletes.
10) It is socially acceptable for men to get fat and have tons of sex with multiple women
Cons
1) Women and children first...men stay and die
2) It's mostly men that die / have died in wars
3) Men are required to be macho 24/7
4) A woman who has never slept with a man is attractive... *mod edit - removed -
5) The bond between a mother and her child closer than the father and his child
6) Getting kicked in the nuts
7) Men are more at the mercy of their libido - it`s ingrained in our programming since the dawn of time
8) Men aren`t as good at multitasking - they typically do one thing at a time
9) For a man a webcam costs money...for a woman...a webcam MAKES money
10) No matter what we are doing...exams, painting, working, eating, running...there is a constant urge to filddle with a woman`s boobs...it can be very distracting - constantly having your brain power allocated to nipple tweakery!
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