Brian
Well-known member
GOD DAMMIT PEOPLE
I HAVE A LESSON TO SHARE with you.
I was at a social gathering today. My dumb little friend showed me some pictures of a wreck from the other day.
Like an idiot I started flipping through his pictures and joked to him, 'What else ya got on here?'
Lo and behold, a PICTURE OF A WANG. PROBABLY HIS.
He quickly took it back and said 'Gimme that!' I pretended not to have seen it like he'd gotten it out of my hand first.
MY LESSON TO YOU:
*FOR YOU NOT-TOO-BRIGHT, MOUTH BREATHER TYPES: DO NOT PUT PICTURES OF YOUR COCK ON YOUR CELL PHONE.
*FOR THE REST OF YOU: NEVER GO THROUGH A FRIEND'S CELL PHONE PICTURES. YOU WILL FIND A PICTURE OF THEIR COCK.
I could've gone all day without this. But I had to let it out somewhere, and you are the gifted, lucky few that I have chosen for the experience.
That is all.
*VOMIT*
AOGAGHLAWEAOWEYUOLSDGKSD.
I HAVE A LESSON TO SHARE with you.
I was at a social gathering today. My dumb little friend showed me some pictures of a wreck from the other day.
Like an idiot I started flipping through his pictures and joked to him, 'What else ya got on here?'
Lo and behold, a PICTURE OF A WANG. PROBABLY HIS.
He quickly took it back and said 'Gimme that!' I pretended not to have seen it like he'd gotten it out of my hand first.
MY LESSON TO YOU:
*FOR YOU NOT-TOO-BRIGHT, MOUTH BREATHER TYPES: DO NOT PUT PICTURES OF YOUR COCK ON YOUR CELL PHONE.
*FOR THE REST OF YOU: NEVER GO THROUGH A FRIEND'S CELL PHONE PICTURES. YOU WILL FIND A PICTURE OF THEIR COCK.
I could've gone all day without this. But I had to let it out somewhere, and you are the gifted, lucky few that I have chosen for the experience.
That is all.
*VOMIT*
AOGAGHLAWEAOWEYUOLSDGKSD.