Jokes/Riddles

[Lilith]

What do you call it when Batman skips church?

Christian Bale


LAUGH!

 

[Wayfarer]

ahah nice one ok, my try:

Question: What’s the best thing about Switzerland?
Answer: I don't know, but the flag is a big plus.

 

[Sci-Fi]

Riddles
http://www.alonelylife.com/showthread.php?tid=8741

Jokes
http://www.alonelylife.com/showthread.php?tid=420

Please use the search function before creating threads like these, odds are one already exists. Thanks.
(just merged all the joke threads together into one tread, there used to be 6 separate threads, and 2 riddle threads.)