Porn addiction

[Limlim]

I think we should at least call porn 2 dimensional. If it were only 1 dimensional it would be pretty hard to see, being nothing more than a point in a grid of indeterminate size.

 

[ForGrantedWife]

What do you make of a man who's not into it at all? Like never? That would be my husband. I thought maybe it might help him get in the mood because he does need some help in that department but he was like "No." End of story. I thought maybe all men enjoyed it but with him it's no magazines, no movies, no nothing. When he gets online, it's for fantasy sports only. I find this all to be a little odd, isn't it? Aren't most men interested in that sort of thing? I'm wondering if this is abnormal.

 

[LeaningIntoTheMuse]

I believe marrying your computer would be impractical...

And having sex with it would kill you.

 

[ucxb]

I believe marrying your computer would be impractical...

And having sex with it would kill you.

I second this, no doubt it would be true....

 

[Sci-Fi]

There's an invention someone could make, a fake ying dang thingy you could plug into your USB that you could program for certain sensations. Or have it sync with porn you watch online to have a similar experience as to what's going on screen.

 

[ucxb]

^ GENIUS !!

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a fake ying dang thingy

Need a better name for it though lol

 

[ForGrantedWife]

Lol I'm totally invisible here.

 

[Sci-Fi]

What do you make of a man who's not into it at all? Like never? That would be my husband. I thought maybe it might help him get in the mood because he does need some help in that department but he was like "No." End of story. I thought maybe all men enjoyed it but with him it's no magazines, no movies, no nothing. When he gets online, it's for fantasy sports only. I find this all to be a little odd, isn't it? Aren't most men interested in that sort of thing? I'm wondering if this is abnormal.

*tosses unknown substance on invisible woman - reveals her*

Some guys are just too ashamed to admit they have ever looked at porn. Depends on how he was raised, it might have been a no-no. Or it just might be he doesn't find the interest in it having the real thing. Or maybe he's into some really freaky stuff and thinks it would freak you out.

 

[Alienated]

They actually have virtual remote control his and her toys, someone else controls what it does to the other user.
I actually saw them for sale... over the computer, they control vibration speed or gyrations or what ever while they Skype each other Silly !!

 

[ForGrantedWife]

Oh dude, we've been together so long now that I would "know" about most anything he was into

Oh as a side note my teenage son just walked up and was talking about something related to his day. Suddenly he says "Oh you know what else I love? This little yellow dildo dancing and twerking around on your computer screen."

He was referring to your minion vacuuming in the siggie area of your post. Hahahahaha!

 

[Sci-Fi]

lol

I'm surprised your teenage son wasn't afraid to use the word dildo in front of you.

 

[ForGrantedWife]

The boy is 17 He has a mind of his own and isn't afraid to use it. Plus we've got an open discussion family when it comes to any of the big issues so we can prepare them for the dangers out there and help keep them protected. It's completely ridiculous to me when parents assume their children aren't going to do what they themselves did. So I made sure he could talk to me about anything. When he and his girlfriend began a "relationship" he was able to come to us and ask for help and guidance. I love that He's protected and so is his future.

 

[Sci-Fi]

That's good you can do that, all children should have that kind of openness and security. Would probably prevent a lot of kids getting into trouble.

 

[LeaningIntoTheMuse]

What is that thing, anyways?

 

[Sci-Fi]

What, the thing dancing in my signature? It's a minion from the Despicable Me movies.

 

[MTrip]

There's an invention someone could make, a fake ying dang thingy you could plug into your USB that you could program for certain sensations. Or have it sync with porn you watch online to have a similar experience as to what's going on screen.

The late great Sam Kinison did a bit about a similar idea, pre-Internet. "K-Tel's Elastic Bush"...Kinison was one of a kind, God rest his freaky soul.