Doubt The Rabbit Well-known member Joined Oct 11, 2010 Messages 2,208 Reaction score 6 Oct 20, 2013 #201 Without any money, I doubt that he'd sway A random-ass woman to view him that way.
Badjedidude Well-known member Joined Dec 19, 2009 Messages 13,094 Reaction score 14 Location Kansas Oct 20, 2013 #202 Have job, obtain woman: it's a nice easy trick. But a better and easier way is to have a large dick.
Doubt The Rabbit Well-known member Joined Oct 11, 2010 Messages 2,208 Reaction score 6 Oct 20, 2013 #203 Bigger's not better - you'd know that by now. In length, any more than 8 inches is...ow.
Badjedidude Well-known member Joined Dec 19, 2009 Messages 13,094 Reaction score 14 Location Kansas Oct 20, 2013 #204 ^^^ You must be mistaken, if that is all true. In porn, women love big peepees in their poo! :O
Doubt The Rabbit Well-known member Joined Oct 11, 2010 Messages 2,208 Reaction score 6 Oct 20, 2013 #205 It's all poop jokes with you, isn't it? Besides, all that matters is stroking her...vast intelligence.
It's all poop jokes with you, isn't it? Besides, all that matters is stroking her...vast intelligence.
Badjedidude Well-known member Joined Dec 19, 2009 Messages 13,094 Reaction score 14 Location Kansas Oct 20, 2013 #206 ^^^ Stroke for stroke gets a boat across seas. Or maybe a room full of cardiac freeze.
Doubt The Rabbit Well-known member Joined Oct 11, 2010 Messages 2,208 Reaction score 6 Oct 20, 2013 #207 That makes no sense - is there something I missed? I think we need Minty to weigh in on this.
Badjedidude Well-known member Joined Dec 19, 2009 Messages 13,094 Reaction score 14 Location Kansas Oct 20, 2013 #208 Don't bring that poor soul into this careless debacle. Here, have a nice luscious cake with treacle.
B Bob Arctor Guest Oct 20, 2013 #209 I told you already, Rabbit, I'll have money by Friday, Then I'll get coffee and a woman, doing it my way.
I told you already, Rabbit, I'll have money by Friday, Then I'll get coffee and a woman, doing it my way.
Doubt The Rabbit Well-known member Joined Oct 11, 2010 Messages 2,208 Reaction score 6 Oct 20, 2013 #210 According to Stoob, money won't do the trick; You need a warm cake and 13-inch dick.
Badjedidude Well-known member Joined Dec 19, 2009 Messages 13,094 Reaction score 14 Location Kansas Oct 20, 2013 #211 Yummy cakes and giant dicks can't do everything. What a woman really wants is a sparkling diamond ring.
Yummy cakes and giant dicks can't do everything. What a woman really wants is a sparkling diamond ring.
Doubt The Rabbit Well-known member Joined Oct 11, 2010 Messages 2,208 Reaction score 6 Oct 20, 2013 #212 As a woman, I'm hurt - I'm not that simplistic! You'll find I'm the least materialistic. (and what the fresia does a diamond ring do, anyway?...istic.)
As a woman, I'm hurt - I'm not that simplistic! You'll find I'm the least materialistic. (and what the fresia does a diamond ring do, anyway?...istic.)
Badjedidude Well-known member Joined Dec 19, 2009 Messages 13,094 Reaction score 14 Location Kansas Oct 20, 2013 #213 Yet I'm sure if given a choice between gold or magnificent loins- Every time you're asked, you'll choose the coins.
Yet I'm sure if given a choice between gold or magnificent loins- Every time you're asked, you'll choose the coins.
B Bob Arctor Guest Oct 20, 2013 #214 Thirteen inches and diamonds: quite a tall order. She'll just have to settle for me not being a hoarder.
Thirteen inches and diamonds: quite a tall order. She'll just have to settle for me not being a hoarder.
Doubt The Rabbit Well-known member Joined Oct 11, 2010 Messages 2,208 Reaction score 6 Oct 20, 2013 #215 You two are so clueless to what we girls want. For me to explain it is a task that doth daunt.
Badjedidude Well-known member Joined Dec 19, 2009 Messages 13,094 Reaction score 14 Location Kansas Oct 20, 2013 #216 If nobody tells us what's wrong, Finding out ourselves will take too long.
Doubt The Rabbit Well-known member Joined Oct 11, 2010 Messages 2,208 Reaction score 6 Oct 20, 2013 #217 We want ATTENTION, that's what I'd say. Tons of it--all of it!--every day!
B Bob Arctor Guest Oct 20, 2013 #218 Please don't take this to mean that I'm balking, But can't too much attention be stalking?
Doubt The Rabbit Well-known member Joined Oct 11, 2010 Messages 2,208 Reaction score 6 Oct 20, 2013 #219 Put that way, it sounds bad, I suppose, But I like to call it "Admiring up close"!
Badjedidude Well-known member Joined Dec 19, 2009 Messages 13,094 Reaction score 14 Location Kansas Oct 21, 2013 #220 Stalking and lurking for one... is alarmingly, "admiring" for Bun.