The rhyming couplet thread

[Doubt The Rabbit]

The wind is kicking up outside much stronger than the norm;
I think my city's in for one hell of a nasty storm. D:

 

[Badjedidude]

Point - this thread just might be closed when loaded with such crass.
It won't stop me from bringing hell down on Steve's sorry ass.

It's true that it was me who started this whole rhyming drama,
But don't let him forget that I made myself Stevey's mama.

And, though perhaps my dad does need a good ram up the bum,
At least I can say he didn't get pegged by bunnies, son.

So haul tail back to your guitars, you sorry childish sight,
'Cause Mama Rabbit owned your ass and mama's always right.

NO U
no u

 

[maidahl]

So cute,
To Boot.

happy?


Romney won.
We had no fun.

---

Jack screwed Jill
On a big hill.

 

[Doubt The Rabbit]

A dusty pink and yellow sky
paints the dusk as storms roll by.

My window's view could not quite say
If drawing near is night or day.

 

[Bob Arctor]

Whether this day I have lost or won,
I am certain that, of Dark Souls, I am the champion.

 

[flaneur]

Yo, yo, check it
I throw apples

 

[Doubt The Rabbit]

Is that so?
Sounds like a silly way to waste time (and apples) though.

 

[Badjedidude]

A tastier pursuit to make your apples load lighter,
Would be to ferment, stew, and squeeze them for apple cider!

 

[Doubt The Rabbit]

Warm apple cider's a tasty drink,
Especially with extra cinnamon, I think.

 

[In a lonely place]

Mmmmmm, warm apple cider sounds divine
But i'm afraid I've only tried warm mulled wine

 

[Doubt The Rabbit]

Mulled wine is something I've not tasted.
Though, I hate wine smell, so it might be wasted.

It seems I have an eerie knack
to be first post since five pages back!

 

[flaneur]

Rhymin' at the speed of light, I'm Einstein's worst nightmare,
I'm the finest rapper ever, I'm an MC squared.

 

[Bob Arctor]

^I'm not sure if you're aware, hey maybe you're just a noob,
But I believe that line was already used on youtube

[youtube]zn7-fVtT16k[/youtube]

 

[flaneur]

^Party pooper, my bubble just got burst,
I'm not a hipster, but I totally came up with it first.

 

[Bob Arctor]

Oh sure, that's what they all say,
But I'm just messin' with you, have a great day

 

[ajdass1]

Speaking of scientists, I get a hard on,
Whenever Carl Sagan says the word, "DOOOOAAAAWWWNNNN"

 

[In a lonely place]

Oh, that's gotta be awkward when you're sitting watching the box,
Me I prefer the dulcet tones of Professor Brian Cox.

 

[In a lonely place]

DTR you seem to be a little tardy
Or maybe you're just feeling mardy?

 

[mintymint]

Some people's rhyme lust may wax and wane
Maybe rabbit is taking some time to abstain

 

[Badjedidude]

^^^Surely her lyrical prowess is not yet dead.
It may be she is simply taking a moment to clear her head.