To all you people in the UK

[Ian Haines]

HEY! None of you came, last Friday!

One suspects that you might have been jesting with one!

AND, I PUT ON ALL MY NICEST PADLOCKS, TOO!

 

[Jilted John]

We must have gone to the wrong address! So that poor guy was telling the truth,he wasn't Ian Haines!

 

[PurpleDays]

Hahahahhaha Lim.

I just found this thread.

Lezzing off, eh?

Tbf, the state my love life is in at the moment, I may be tempted....

 

[Ian Haines]

"We must have gone to the wrong address! So that poor guy was telling the truth,he wasn't Ian Haines!"

Oh, Heck! Okay! So, do you remember where you put him? and how much oxygen you left him?

 

[Jilted John]

Em...How long will he last in the fridge without oxygen? ****,what was his address again?