What Would You Do If?

[Oceanmist23]

I wouldn't care because I'm registered so the money will be put straight into my bank account. In fact, I will receive a call from the Lottery people just before the draw is shown on TV, telling me I've won. So if I lose the ticket then it doesn't matter

What would you do if your fridge was empty and you had no money to buy food?

 

[Zak]

I will eat you

What would you do if you want to work and can't find a job?

 

[Van Hooligan X]

LMFAO ...want to work


What would you do if you didn't kept feeling lonely every other day?

 

[Zak]

I would enjoy my time to spare

What would you do if people are going to take your jokes seriously?

 

[Spare]

I would end all my jokes with "badap-bump-CHING!", just to make sure people knew to laugh.

What would you do if your water cut off right after you applied the shampoo?

 

[Antihero]

I'd probably use the water in the tank behind the toilet (not from the bowl, obviously)

What would you do if your computer crashed and was now, for all intents and purposes, useless?

 

[Spare]

Break in to the business downstairs and use theirs. On second thought, maybe I'd just use my key.

What would you do if found a family of raccoons living in your closet?

 

[Qui]

I would tame one and name it Rocky and take it for walks in the park.

What would you do if you had a sudden growth spurt and grew six inches?

 

[Spare]

Buy longer pants.

What would you do if your toilet exploded?

 

[Haven]

use a bucket

WWYDI you woke up as a hot supermodels pet dog

 

[Van Hooligan X]

LEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEG HUMP!

wwydi: wales blew up this second

 

[Spare]

I'd be pretty glad I live two states away from the ocean; no whale shrapnel.

What would you do if literally started raining cats and dogs?

 

[Freya]

I'd be pretty glad I live two states away from the ocean; no whale shrapnel.

What would you do if literally started raining cats and dogs?

LMFAO...oh Spare that is a classic man!!!...heh Whales/Wales...made me rolf anyway...


OMG it would be carnage with all the cats & dogs chasing each other...once it stopped raining tho, my friends & I would be out trying to 'round up' as many puddy tats as possible...we love puddy tats!!!

WWYDI your web connection died for a month?

 

[ledchick]

I would at first think I was going to die, but probably find that I could get far more done in my life without it!

WWYDI Everyone around you began speaking in tongues?

 

[Spare]

I'd be pretty glad I live two states away from the ocean; no whale shrapnel.

What would you do if literally started raining cats and dogs?

LMFAO...oh Spare that is a classic man!!!...heh Whales/Wales...made me rolf anyway...

Um... Oh! Right! I mean, yeah, I knew that's what Van meant. I swear! I was just trying to be funny. *crosses fingers, hopes they buy it*

Anyway, it wouldn't really bother me if everyone began speaking in tongues, provided they still read in english and paid with cash.

What would you do if your car turned out to be a transformer?

 

[Lynda]

I would be well chuffed (especially as I do not own a car)!

What would you do if you saw a space man?

 

[Spare]

That would depend on what he did when he saw me.

What would you do if you suddenly forgot how to type?

 

[Lynda]

(You were supposed to say: "Park in it man!")

Pick out the keys with two fingers I suppose.

What would you do if you found out that fish fingers were really made of a fish's fingers?

 

[Spare]

I'd be mightily worried about what kind of mutant fish I was eating.

What would you do if you woke up with your head on backwards?

 

[Antihero]

Admire my sexy ass.

What would you do if you woke as a member of the opposite sex.