What's your excuse?

[PurpleMist]

I can't, I'm in bed

You need to fix my tv

 

[Jently]

I can't my fingers are stuck together with superglue

You need to phone and order a pizza

 

[Dreamermec]

I can't the company has disconnected my pizza!

You have to make me some coffee.

 

[Jently]

I can't a mouse chewed through a cable and there's no electricity

You need to go and do your christmas shopping

 

[Dreamermec]

I can't because I have no knife to chop with!

 

[Jently]

I can't because I have no knife to chop with!

What would you have us do Dreamermec?

 

[Dreamermec]

Sorry, you can go and fix the plumbing

 

[PurpleMist]

I can't because I'm fixing your phone

You have to call a friend

 

[Jently]

I can't because I don't have any friends

You have to train a puppy

 

[Volmornu]

I can't because I believe cats are Gods and this religion does not allow me to care for dogs. It's called Volmornism, and beliefs must be respected in this country.

(Translation: I ain't cleanin' up dog honeysuckle!)

You must change the batteries in this remote.

 

[Dreamermec]

I would but I'm on my way to a remote site already

I want you to lend me some money

 

[Jently]

I can't, I threw it all out with the garbage

I want you to cook me a meal Now!

 

[PurpleMist]

I can't, I'm eating!

You need to clean your ears

 

[Dreamermec]

OK, I will send them to dry cleaning tomorrow!

You should lose weight

 

[Kitsune Tora]

My medication won't allow me to lose weight!

You should get a haircut

 

[Jently]

I can't the hairdressers scissors are blunt

You should buy a christmas tree

 

[DVEUS]

i can't...i already have one...

you should take a hot air balloon ride...

 

[Cavey]

I would but gas prices are soaring lately and I'm afraid there's not enough for such frivolous pursuits.

I need you to carve me a jack-o-lantern.

 

[DVEUS]

i can't because my carving skills are so great that i'd have to keep it for myself

you should blow the leaves out of my yard...

 

[Jently]

I can't i'm suffering with breathlessness

You should hire a gardener