Abstamyous

Hahahahahah, you inspired me to look at my horoscope for today, it's the first time I've ever done it and it seems pretty accurate...

My horoscope very boldly told me "put down that baked potato". That is too far, astrology.

First world problems: My hand is too fat to shove into the Pringles container so I'm forced to tilt it. I didn't have a super shitty...

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When I listen to music like this, I am not of this world. I feel like I really don't belong here. That I'm from somewhere far far away...

It's an ALL thread. https://www.alonelylife.com/threads/21-47-in-love.38615/

No, my expectations are not too high; most people are just so pathetic they don't even come up to the normal bar of what's reasonable...

Either being used as bait for coyotes on some hill, or cremated and long planted in my garden.

What will yours be doing instead? Mine'll be too busy eating the brains of the locals.

My body will not be attending my funeral either, so the rest can stay home too.

"The customer is always right". I think we have generally evolved past this, however it still gets thrown out from time to time by a...

Walking around NZ wilderness be like ; 🤣

Advising the things that you need money and time for. And advising in a way like it's only my wish pretending me from doing it. Sure...

"If you're a real Christian, there is no viable justification; 'You shall not kill.'" Just to clarify for anyone interested, the...

Personally I think women who don't give a honeysuckle what men want and do what they want are far more desirable. To paraphrase the late great...