Recent content by Poe's Prodigy

"Million Dollar Vagina" works well too :P Mine are: Alice in Vaginaland (Ok, I cheated a bit. Sorry!) How to Train Your Vagina (How to Train Your Dragon) The Last Vagina (the Last Song - by the way, that Tennassee plastic Disney hooker should rot in hell/high school for all eternity) The...

Join them. I'd make a better Universal Leader anyways... What would you do if you had to choose between being a pirate or a ninja?

I. HATE. Freaking. Chicago. I hate snow, I hate the cold, I hate the wet, and I hate hate hate beyond any reasonable measure the awful, miserable and depressing season with the name of winter! I'm like a banana! I need sunshine, and warmth, and cute little monkeys! I am secretly a happy yellow...

That's not narcolepsy... when you can't fall asleep at night it's called insomnia, and the drowsiness stems from that. Narcolepsy is a neurological disorder which causes people to fall asleep for short periods of time at random points during the day, and may also cause vivid hallucinations...

To My Father Black, desperate despair, Hidden beneath a red mask of rage, Both trapped within the lie that is my life. The angry words, Sharper than any blade, Are hurled through the infinite space between us, Like so many empty, cold, dead hearts Of what were once stars. The words don’t hurt...

I know this is might be shocking but guess what? I get it. Yes, there are other people who know what you're going through and the incredible amount of honeysuckle everyone puts you through. I have that same absolute rage sometimes (a lot of times) and I don't even have the luxury of releasing some...

NUTELLA + TOSTIDOS = smiles :D Sorry about putting itin all caps, but I have to make my point. Actually, pretty much anything with Nutella is good, but tortilla chips are my favorite thing to pair it with. If you don't know what Nutella is, GO BUY SOME AND FIND OUT! It is quite possibly the...

OK, so here's me writing this, quite pissed off, while my sister, who cries over nothing is being comforted by my mother downstairs. I have seen my mom for a total of 5 MINUTES this entire week! Week being since Saturday, and it is now Thursday evening. Do you want to know what my sister is...

Thank you so much! I just entered them to be published in my school's yearly publication, so I'm keeping my fingers crossed...

Well, I didn't actually find it in Harry's cupboard, but I wish I did! No, this is just a bit of poetry that was cluttering up my computer. I'd really appreciate feedback and any and all ideas, comments, and suggestions. Even if you hate it, that's really helpful. Thanks, and I hope you enjoy...

Wow! Lots of responses... I'm just going to try a person-by-person response method. This is actually the first time I've written on a forum, so I'm not quite sure what the proper etiquette is. Oh well, I'll give it a shot. SophiaGrace: I love Poe! I know people always think of him as dark and...

Ok, so I'm confused. When I'm confused, I make lists. Here's a list. Why haven't I ever had so much as an admirer? - I'm funny, and not in a loud, obnoxious way either. Plus, I don't say this out of a sense of arrogance- I just happen to make people laugh hysterically. -I'm smart, but I don't...

Hello, everybody. [/font]I am ashamed to say that I am a 15 year old girl living in the suburbs. Unfortunately, I am mature enough to realize how blatently sterotypical this is. I feel like I'm twice my age most of the time, actually, so that automatically ejects me from high school society...