Alienated
Well-known member
Let's hear them
Anyone got good pick-up lines ?
- Thread starter Alienated
- Start date
Help Support Loneliness, Depression & Relationship Forum:
B
Bei
Guest
I'm not sure if this was a pick up line exactly. Had a guy say it to me some months ago and it never happens because I don't think I look approachable. That's how I want it really xD
Guy: Excuse me mam, you dropped something.
Me: Looking embarrassed and worried about what it was. "Really?" While looking back.
Guy: Yes, you dropped your smile.
Me: Laughed nervously while walking away very fast to find my friends.
Guy: Excuse me mam, you dropped something.
Me: Looking embarrassed and worried about what it was. "Really?" While looking back.
Guy: Yes, you dropped your smile.
Me: Laughed nervously while walking away very fast to find my friends.
Garbageman
Well-known member
How much does a polar bear weigh?
I don't know.
Enough to break the ice. My name is ______.
I don't know.
Enough to break the ice. My name is ______.
VanillaCreme
Well-known member
If you were a booger, I'd pick you first.
C
Cavey
Guest
Oh God. I live in the north of England. You don't really need chat up lines.
I can tell you some of the worst ones I have heard in real life.
We'll start with the classic "Grab your coat. You've pulled"
We'll move on to the much worse "Do you fancy a fresia?" and when they (inevitably) say "No" you reply with "Well would you mind laying down while I have one?"
On to the amusing "Your eyes are like spanners (Wrenches to Americans) - every time I see them my nuts tighten."
and the award for worst chat up line I ever heard was: "I would crawl a thousand miles over broken glass to stick matchsticks in your honeysuckle."
I love being a northerner...
I can tell you some of the worst ones I have heard in real life.
We'll start with the classic "Grab your coat. You've pulled"
We'll move on to the much worse "Do you fancy a fresia?" and when they (inevitably) say "No" you reply with "Well would you mind laying down while I have one?"
On to the amusing "Your eyes are like spanners (Wrenches to Americans) - every time I see them my nuts tighten."
and the award for worst chat up line I ever heard was: "I would crawl a thousand miles over broken glass to stick matchsticks in your honeysuckle."
I love being a northerner...
Alienated
Well-known member
Cavey said:
Those where some good one thank you !!
I also know how to repel as well !! because when I try to attract, I get attacked !!
MisunderstoodVacancy
Well-known member
The ladies call my phallus the Wu-Tang Clan, because it ain't nothin' to fresia with!
Adamridge79
Mr Bakerman
People ask me (not 1 single person has ever asked me) why do I sift through old posts when there are so many current posts that sit unanswered? And I question their problem solving skills. (Again. This has never happened)
So anyway...the game
'Hey, you see that down there? Pick it up' Classic
So anyway...the game
'Hey, you see that down there? Pick it up' Classic
user 139760
Well-known member
- Joined
- Jun 13, 2017
- Messages
- 5,581
- Reaction score
- 2,249
What's a nice place like you doing in a girl like this?
TheSkaFish
Jedi Guardian
The only pick-up line you'll ever need...
Works best when said while leaning on a Camaro of '80s vintage, blasting Bon Jovi or hair metal, and reeking of weed.
Works best when said while leaning on a Camaro of '80s vintage, blasting Bon Jovi or hair metal, and reeking of weed.
Last edited:
ringwood
Well-known member
No, no, NO! A thousand times, no. In the words of my 14-year-old son (who I hope never uses this line on any female, ever), "CRINGE"!!
TheSkaFish
Jedi Guardian
I tried it once and it didn't work.
I figured it was because I wasn't Italian, muscular, and didn't roll up in a Z28.
It's all about the details!
Walk up to a woman at the bar and say, "WOW! You look great for your age!" Ha! ha! It kind of shocks them because you don't know how old they are. If they have a sense of humor they will laugh. If they don't, you don't want to talk to them anyway. 
Walk up to a woman at the bar and ask if she knows the name of the woman over there because she is so hot. Ha! ha! Again, it kind of shocks them into talking.
Forgottendanfan
Well-known member
What's a guy with amnesia's favourite pickup line? Hello there. Do I come here often?
My line was successfully tested on average income women, at menopause, posing confidence to some degree
- Hi! I'm available too, do you want to be my girlfriend?
- What???? ... No, thank you
- Come on, then why do you send me fake signals
- Whaaat???? laughter bursting like "He's dumb but in a funny way" the important thing is she doesn't drop the line
- Hi! I'm available too, do you want to be my girlfriend?
- What???? ... No, thank you
- Come on, then why do you send me fake signals
- Whaaat???? laughter bursting like "He's dumb but in a funny way" the important thing is she doesn't drop the line
Last edited:
user 162085
Well-known member
- Joined
- Sep 30, 2019
- Messages
- 716
- Reaction score
- 770
"You're interesting, Would you like to go out for coffee sometime?"
Works every time !
Works every time !
