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That. Was. BEAUTIFUL.

You said she has no friends? This leads me to believe she has little to no male physical contact. Therefore she is irate when you are not alone with her. Concluding that she is, as the hipsters are saying, "thirsty". This could all be rendered useless if you yourself are a female.

Look not for a physical solution... But mental.

Day 660 Of Roaming the Streets for Exceptionally Attractive Women: Food supplies are running low.

Guys wtf?! You told them what it all means?? Now the woman species are truly going to take over!

Ohhhh sureeee, someone tells him to get a knife and I'M the bad guy! Fine, don't get boozed up then. But don't let him control you brahh.

Oh you're complex huuhhhh?! Bet I can crack the codee. ;)

Seeing as it is late and I am in party-mode, I shall post a thread. The other week, I was walking around town with my broski trying to find a party to go to, and a strange occurrence stumble upon me. I realized there were no hot woman anywhere. Now I'm not saying there were a lot of woman...

*Hands you a bottle of Jack Daniel's* *Pats you on the back*

I see a continuous trend of hatred towards dudes that like to party, drink beer, and just be a man. Okay, I am a human being as well! Okay, just 'cause I go to bed at 3 in the morning and wake up at 3 the next day doesn't make me any different!!

You need to man up and scrap with this kid! Get a little liquored up (If you drink), beat that kid up, (Or at least try) And flip that chick off as you walk away. Show that you are the alpha male!

Sounds like you've got your game on lock down. It's party timeee!

You just need to turn your swag on. Get some booze, pump some biggie, and just creep. You'd be suprised at how great you'd feel.

Well at least you got the drinking part down... Now take her into the woods sometime and smoke a ton of weed with her. (Solves the whole parent's car problem.) And then the next time you're gonna talk to her, drink enough to have a strong buzz then talk to her. You'll feel incredibly confident...

^ When her curtains match her drapes?

Look, if she's hitting you up, then she obviously wants the D. It's hammer time bro and you've got the wood!

This was way to much reading for me bro... So I'ma sum it up. You just need to get drunk. That's it. Alcohol will be the solution to all your problems. If she's a hoe-fa-sho, then it's time to bounce and hit up a partay. There are plenty of fishes in the jungle. :)

I just call them biddies.

You're blaming your self way to much bro. Your just on the roller coaster and are along for the ride. All you need to do is sit back, have a couple brews, smoke a cigar or two, and listen to some Biggie Smalls.