Anyone got good pick-up lines ?

[TheSkaFish]

"Hey girl, wanna come vandalize Wikipedia with me?"

 

[Rohini]

"Hey girl, wanna come vandalize Wikipedia with me?"

Bet that does it everrryyytime, Fish

 

[TheSkaFish]

Bet that does it everrryyytime, Fish

You know it. It lets them know I'm not playing around, I'm a straight-up villain!


(jk Wikipedia, I love you! )

 

[Cherubino]

*deleted*

 

[Cherubino]

Heads or tails ... just call it

 

[CenotaphGirl]

You’re hotter than my ex…. (Works on me every time… lolz)

 

[Finished]

You’re hotter than my ex…. (Works on me every time… lolz)

You could say F off to me and all I would hear is yes, Yes, YES!!!!

 

[Finished]

Is this place dead, or is it just you? Ha! ha!

 

[user 139760]

Hi. You want to go grab a coffee or a drink or something? (It's not complicated, but it works lol)

 

[user 164061]

You could say F off to me and all I would hear is yes, Yes, YES!!!!

I'll bet even the pepper spray doesn't stop you

 

[okidoke]

The last time I used a pickup line was in 1992. She was talking to the gym receptionist about hard it was to meet people after moving to there, which I overheard as I was checking out, and I just said “I don’t know a lot of people here either. Wanna go out to a movie?” I married her in 1998.

 

[Cherubino]

I've a Porsche with no brakes

 

[randomguy]

I'm a musician

 

[TheSkaFish]

I'm a musician

Now, this is the true ace up one's sleeve

 

[Cherubino]

What light is light, if Silvia be not seen ... What joy is joy, if Silvia be not by ... (works only on Silvia)