being 18

[Van Hooligan X]

hmm, sure why not, i guess this is a positive story


well its been nearly 1 week since i turned 18

LOL half of u failed to notice mission accomplished


and i gotta say, being 18 rules...a few ALL girls wanna rape me, i nearly finished college, i'm liking this 1 girl...kinda...i'm weird and complicated and finally i could call quiz call...that shitty call in gameshow that cons u out of money every night on channel 5



life = minor improvment since the start of this bell end of a year


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[Punisher]

Good stuff. Now i can post your birthday gift from me

Click here for the gift you really want

 

[Van Hooligan X]

no thank you, i'll have his wife though

 

[Punisher]

eewww she's disgusting, i'd rather shag him

 

[Van Hooligan X]

hitler quote in sig + wants to shag david beckham + muslim = mental problems ?

 

[Punisher]

It's what it says in the quote that a like, not who said it

David Beckham

And Allah is the all mighty one. Bow down and show some respect you filthy infidel

 

[EveWasFramed]

eewww she's disgusting, i'd rather shag him

lol, I agree with Rab. She IS disgusting, lmao. She's like a stick, with boobs and has the fashion sense of a car key. :club:

 

[Spare]

eewww she's disgusting, i'd rather shag him

lol, I agree with Rab. She IS disgusting, lmao. She's like a stick, with boobs and has the fashion sense of a car key. :club:

It's a good thing she has the boobs; they keep her from falling all the way through every crack she steps on. *thunk!*

And hey, whats with the huge slam on car keys? What did they (the car keys) ever do to deserve that?

 

[Zak]

Yesterday was the 23rd

 

[Nyktimos]

You're only 18? You come across more mature. Congrats! Best of luck with the year ahead. And other years too. I'm not restricting my luck giving just to one year. That would be mean.

I'll also cast my vote for Victoria 'posh, I think not' Beckham being a trashy piece of plasticine someone's rolled out too thin then just stuck a couple of plasticine balls on the front.

 

[Punisher]

You're only 18? You come across more mature.

O_O

 

[Estreen]

lulz. Happy Belated Van.

 

[Nyktimos]

You're only 18? You come across more mature.

O_O

Lol! I made the mistake of assuming his hormone-driven nature was just an ironic persona for the forum. Funny how things come across on the internet.

 

[Van Hooligan X]

You're only 18? You come across more mature.

O_O

Lol! I made the mistake of assuming his hormone-driven nature was just an ironic persona for the forum. Funny how things come across on the internet.

i act differently to ppl rly, mostly because i like people and for other people i can't stand them

muslims for example

 

[Red_Apple]

Geez, I missed it! :-(

 

[johnayboy]

congratulations on turning 18....... now you have to live until 75.