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Will you start eating more celery to increase your chances of meeting the ladies?

  • No way, there's no possibility there's any truth to this, and I'm not being fooled.

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cheaptrickfan said:
Cookies are pretty powerful apparently. lol

Well sometimes they are, sometimes they aren't lol. I was hanging out with a girl, late at night (around midnight maybe) and she asked me over to her house for milk and cookies. I wasn't really that hungry so I thanked her, but passed.
 
Interesting.

I guess the research must go on. :)

Now I want cookies. I think my kids would like it if I baked some today.
 
Well Lonesome Crow told me milk n cookies meant something else. Had I realized that I might have gone over.
 
Well, it could mean different things, depending on who's saying it, much like "you want to come up for a coffee?" You may go up expecting nookie and end up with a demi-tasse of espresso. :p
 
I dunno haha, next time I'll say yes and find out. :D
 
There ya go. Be brave. :D

If the worst thing that happens is that you get some cookies, then it's not that bad, eh?
 
Jesse said:
cheaptrickfan said:
Cookies are pretty powerful apparently. lol

Well sometimes they are, sometimes they aren't lol. I was hanging out with a girl, late at night (around midnight maybe) and she asked me over to her house for milk and cookies. I wasn't really that hungry so I thanked her, but passed.

Oh, Jesse. Never, never, NEVER say no to milk and cookies! Oh well. Live and learn, I guess. At least she asked you!
 
Hmm.. lets hope I dont attract any girls. We need a celery thing tooo! Carrots?

cheaptrickfan said:
So I should bathe in milk and use cookies as a lotion?

lol

I'd end up eating all the cookies before I could bathed in them.. :p
COOKIE MONSTER! Nom nom nom...
 
Sodium said:
Hmm.. lets hope I dont attract any girls. We need a celery thing tooo! Carrots?

fresia carrots. Let's pray like hell that chocolate does that magic pheromone thingy.

Sodium said:
cheaptrickfan said:
So I should bathe in milk and use cookies as a lotion?

lol

I'd end up eating all the cookies before I could bathed in them.. :p
COOKIE MONSTER! Nom nom nom...

Hee!
 
Jesse said:
I dunno haha, next time I'll say yes and find out. :D

LOL.... it could be code for "check my heartbeat" again... go Jesse!!!!

fresia carrots. Let's pray like hell that chocolate does that magic pheromone thingy.



Hahaha... chocolate is an aphrodesiac you know :)
 
MiKeY said:
fresia carrots. Let's pray like hell that chocolate does that magic pheromone thingy.

Hahaha... chocolate is an aphrodesiac you know :)

So they say. But that doesn't do me any good when I'm still single...
 
cheaptrickfan said:
MiKeY said:
fresia carrots. Let's pray like hell that chocolate does that magic pheromone thingy.

Hahaha... chocolate is an aphrodesiac you know :)

So they say. But that doesn't do me any good when I'm still single...

I hear that. What I need is an anti-aphrodesiac.
 
Jesse said:
cheaptrickfan said:
MiKeY said:
fresia carrots. Let's pray like hell that chocolate does that magic pheromone thingy.

Hahaha... chocolate is an aphrodesiac you know :)

So they say. But that doesn't do me any good when I'm still single...

I hear that. What I need is an anti-aphrodesiac.

Ha ha ha, fiber. lots of fiber... when ya gotta go, ya gotta go. keeps your mind off the other stuff :)
 
MiKeY said:
Jesse said:
cheaptrickfan said:
MiKeY said:
fresia carrots. Let's pray like hell that chocolate does that magic pheromone thingy.

Hahaha... chocolate is an aphrodesiac you know :)

So they say. But that doesn't do me any good when I'm still single...

I hear that. What I need is an anti-aphrodesiac.

Ha ha ha, fiber. lots of fiber... when ya gotta go, ya gotta go. keeps your mind off the other stuff :)


Good God, I have a totally unsavory image in my head now. Yowza.
 

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