(To The Tune "Jingle Bells")
Dashing through the snow in my rusty Chevrolet.
Down the road I go, sliding all the way.
I need new piston rings. Break pads are catching fire.
The gear box’s gone, the chasis wrong
Held together with chicken wire!
Chorus
Oh, rust and smoke, the heater's broke, the door just blew away.
I light a match to see the dash and then I start to pray-ay.
The frame is bent, the muffler went, the radio's okay.
Oh,
what fun it is to drive this rusty Chevrolet!
I went to store for Christmas beer
front tires blown and hard to steer.
Speeding past the county cops - I have to use my feet to stop
So go crashing through the pier !
Chorus
Oh, rust and smoke, the heater's broke, the door just blew away.
I light a match to see the dash and then I start to pray-ay.
The frame is bent, the muffler went, the radio's okay.
Oh,
what fun it is to drive this rusty Chevrolet!
Skidding through the snow in a big, black cloud of smoke.
People laughing as I go– I wonder ‘’Whats the joke ?’’
The seats have got no springs,
The seatbelt just goes ‘ping’
It has no back, the windscreens cracked
I cant see a F****g thing !
Chorus
Oh, rust and smoke, the heater's broke, the door just blew away.
I light a match to see the dash and then I start to pray-ay.
The frame is bent, the muffler went, the radio's okay.
Oh,
what fun it is to drive this rusty Chevrolet!
The cigarette lighter wont light
The fanbelts made of tights
The gearbox sticks, now 'I am shitting bricks'
Cos behind me are flashing lights !
Chorus
Oh, rust and smoke, the heater's broke, the door just blew away.
I light a match to see the dash and then I start to pray-ay.
The frame is bent, the muffler went, the radio's okay.
Oh,
what fun it is to drive this rusty Chevrolet!
Love the song especially!
