cumulus.james
Well-known member
Right Christmas is a damned nuisance yeh.
I'm a single gay guy with no friends what do I care about Christmas. I spent most the year working out and having a healthy lifestyle and now it's gonna be severely disrupted for couple of weeks.
My parents have bought 4.5 tonnes of chocolates (you may have read about the price of chocolate set to soar due to cocoa shortage - well my parents did they as they have bought ALL THE ******* CHOCOLATE!!!!). There will be lots of large heavy meals with fat contents I dont even wanna think about. On top of that the gym will be hardly open, the buses will not be running very well (I live in the middle of nowhere)
Im gonna have to sit around putting on the 4 stone it took me a year to lose so everyone else can have a party. I know what your gonna say "you dont have to eat the food". What are you kidding? What normal person on earth can resist a bucket full of chocolate, Chinese take out, roast potatoes and Yorkshires, I am depressed I dont have the willpower for that!
Its bollocks I tell thee. Bollocks.
Christmas? I honeysuckle it.
I'm a single gay guy with no friends what do I care about Christmas. I spent most the year working out and having a healthy lifestyle and now it's gonna be severely disrupted for couple of weeks.
My parents have bought 4.5 tonnes of chocolates (you may have read about the price of chocolate set to soar due to cocoa shortage - well my parents did they as they have bought ALL THE ******* CHOCOLATE!!!!). There will be lots of large heavy meals with fat contents I dont even wanna think about. On top of that the gym will be hardly open, the buses will not be running very well (I live in the middle of nowhere)
Im gonna have to sit around putting on the 4 stone it took me a year to lose so everyone else can have a party. I know what your gonna say "you dont have to eat the food". What are you kidding? What normal person on earth can resist a bucket full of chocolate, Chinese take out, roast potatoes and Yorkshires, I am depressed I dont have the willpower for that!
Its bollocks I tell thee. Bollocks.
Christmas? I honeysuckle it.