Corrupt the wish game.

[Dreamermec]

Your wish is granted - but he's bringing his new girlfriend along
(sorry Lilith. I had to be mean)

I wish I can float in the air.

 

[PurpleMist]

Wish granted, but you'll have to stay up there.

I wish he still loved me

 

[gabriel20]

Your wish is granted,but now he's had the operation,he wants to be known as "Susan".........




I wish I had three more wishes.

 

[DVEUS]

Your wish is granted,but now he's had the operation,he wants to be known as "Susan".........




I wish I had three more wishes.

your wish is granted but you cannot use them for anything 'ginger'

i wish my charger still had the 'new car' smell...

 

[gabriel20]

Your wish is granted,but since last night,when you went to a drive in,it now smells of pizza and fries.



I wish I was having a big juicy steak in a fab restaurant .

 

[DVEUS]

Your wish is granted,but since last night,when you went to a drive in,it now smells of pizza and fries.



I wish I was having a big juicy steak in a fab restaurant .

your wish is granted but the server AND the cook both spit and pissed on your steak...

i wish to 'cam up' my charger...

 

[gabriel20]

Your wish us granted but only one available is from a Fiat panda.



I wish I knew what to wish for.

 

[DVEUS]

Your wish us granted but only one available is from a Fiat panda.



I wish I knew what to wish for.

your wish is granted but your wish was already used by someone else...

i wish my fairy witch would make my mortgage disappear...

 

[Alma lost her spoon]

*waves wand

Your mortgage disappears along with your house.

I wish I was getting tattooed right now.

 

[DVEUS]

*waves wand

Your mortgage disappears along with your house.

I wish I was getting tattooed right now.

your wish is granted however i'm the one getting the tattoo instead

btw...your response was a good one!

i wish i could fly to the moon on halloween...

 

[Dreamermec]

Your wish is granted but you will be stranded there til Halloween of 2034

I wish I had a yacht

 

[DVEUS]

Your wish is granted but you will be stranded there til Halloween of 2034

I wish I had a yacht

a dream come true for me...thanks

your wish is granted but your yacht is made from subpar material and sinks...

i wish the man on the moon would visit me...

 

[Dreamermec]

Your wish is granted but he's too beg that he will destroy your home!

I wish my neighbors will shut up!

 

[DVEUS]

your wish is granted but they have to move in w/you...

i wish halloween was 24-7...

 

[Dreamermec]

Oh dear they're still shouting. Can I withdraw this wish?

You will get your wish but it's 24 hours every 7 years!

I wish I can shoot my neighbors and get away with it!

 

[DVEUS]

your wish is granted but they come back to life as zombies...

i wish i had a chalet in the mountains...

 

[gabriel20]

Your wish is granted but the zombies have surrounded the cabin and are breaking in. Be afraid!


I wish everyone gets what they wish for.

 

[Dreamermec]

Your wish is granted but everyone wished to take something you have!

I wish for a new TV

 

[Volmornu]

Wish granted, but now you have no electricity.

I wish violence could never be used on me unless I want it to be.

 

[gabriel20]

Your wish is granted because you have Supermans invunrability but the next person has krypyonite.


I wish I was retired.