Hi to you all.

[MonkeyUrine]

Now that I've got your attention we may begin.
Hi. I'm MonkeyUrine. Possibly the most wacky, retarded, crazy, stupid dumb-ass you've ever met.
Let's start with the basic crap. I'm seventeen. Male. And live in New South Wales, Australia. I live with my parents. I'm a virgin. Never been in a relationship. I have no friends and I'm fat.

I don't like to talk to people and prefer to listen. Little things piss me off. I pushed all my friends away, then tried to bring them back and they wouldn't come. I scared them off with my constant mood swings.

I live in my head. Always imagining things. Imagining saying something that I would never have the balls to actually say. Imagining scenarios, and planning out entire conversations.
I fantasize about meeting myself. The best conversation I'd ever have would be with myself. But not me. Just someone with the same personality.

Apart from that I tried to kill myself a couple times, but was forced to get help. I'm not like that anymore.

That's why I joined this forum. I figured all you people would be slightly like me and we'd get along a bit.

But hey, whatever.

 

[EveWasFramed]

There are better, more productive ways to get someone's attention. Around here, saying hello usually works just fine.

Welcome to the forum.

 

[Steel]

A tip: never describe yourself as a "wacky, retarded, crazy, stupid dumb-ass" again.

It doesn't leave the impression on people you think it does.

Oh, and hey.

 

[Minus]

Yeah i don't think it does.

 

[csmswhs]

Now that I've got your attention we may begin.
Hi. I'm MonkeyUrine. Possibly the most wacky, retarded, crazy, stupid dumb-ass you've ever met.

hi, i love wacky, retarded, crazy, stupid dumb-asses. not all of them, but most of them. i imagine scenerios and stuff too. i prefer it to all the posturing

i'm new too, nice to meet you

 

[edgecrusher]

hey and welcome

 

[VanillaCreme]

Welcome. o.o

 

[Badjedidude]

Welcome to the site.

 

[epic fale boy]

Hey **** you, you sound pretty cool, in a totally here for a reason way...

Man, you're from Austalia. Lucky *******. What does it feel like to have a decent soccer team?

(I STILL hating Frank Lampard... hatingnhatinghating)

 

[MonkeyUrine]

Hey **** you, you sound pretty cool, in a totally here for a reason way...

Man, you're from Austalia. Lucky *******. What does it feel like to have a decent soccer team?

(I STILL hating Frank Lampard... hatingnhatinghating)

I didn't know we had a good soccer team because I don't like soccer. But if you lived here you'd probably be happy I have a good soccer team. Yay!

 

[nerdygirl]

Hi there.

 

[QuietSundayLibrary]

"Monkey Urine". Is there a pungent aroma, or is it pleasing to the sinuses?

 

[MonkeyUrine]

It scares away giant pumas.

 

[cheaptrickfan]

It scares away giant pumas.

Why would you want to scare away cougars? I thought everyone loved cougars these days.

Hello and welcome, by the way.

 

[Wishtobemyself]

Hello dude