MonkeyUrine
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Now that I've got your attention we may begin.
Hi. I'm MonkeyUrine. Possibly the most wacky, retarded, crazy, stupid dumb-ass you've ever met.
Let's start with the basic crap. I'm seventeen. Male. And live in New South Wales, Australia. I live with my parents. I'm a virgin. Never been in a relationship. I have no friends and I'm fat.
I don't like to talk to people and prefer to listen. Little things piss me off. I pushed all my friends away, then tried to bring them back and they wouldn't come. I scared them off with my constant mood swings.
I live in my head. Always imagining things. Imagining saying something that I would never have the balls to actually say. Imagining scenarios, and planning out entire conversations.
I fantasize about meeting myself. The best conversation I'd ever have would be with myself. But not me. Just someone with the same personality.
Apart from that I tried to kill myself a couple times, but was forced to get help. I'm not like that anymore.
That's why I joined this forum. I figured all you people would be slightly like me and we'd get along a bit.
But hey, whatever.
Hi. I'm MonkeyUrine. Possibly the most wacky, retarded, crazy, stupid dumb-ass you've ever met.
Let's start with the basic crap. I'm seventeen. Male. And live in New South Wales, Australia. I live with my parents. I'm a virgin. Never been in a relationship. I have no friends and I'm fat.
I don't like to talk to people and prefer to listen. Little things piss me off. I pushed all my friends away, then tried to bring them back and they wouldn't come. I scared them off with my constant mood swings.
I live in my head. Always imagining things. Imagining saying something that I would never have the balls to actually say. Imagining scenarios, and planning out entire conversations.
I fantasize about meeting myself. The best conversation I'd ever have would be with myself. But not me. Just someone with the same personality.
Apart from that I tried to kill myself a couple times, but was forced to get help. I'm not like that anymore.
That's why I joined this forum. I figured all you people would be slightly like me and we'd get along a bit.
But hey, whatever.