I’m Ready to Try Idol White

[davidmoss]

I have always dreamed of having a million dollar smile. You know the kind that the Hollywood stars have. So, like a lot of other people I first tried those whitening toothpastes but didn’t notice much (if any) change in the way my teeth looked. So, I invested in those over-the-counter whitening tray kits. They were messy and still didn’t give me the brilliant smile I wanted. Finally I turned to my dentist for help, expecting big results considering the big price tag that came with the service. I did notice my teeth getting whiter, but as soon as I ran out of money, that old yellowing returned.

Disappointed, I decided to live with my coffee stained forty-something teeth. Then I heard about Idol White. A simple to use whitening pen that I can take with me and use when I have time, the results it boasts seemed miraculous to say the least. Could this basic whitening pen really work? I don’t know, but I’m willing to give it a try.

I’ve checked out its reviews on the internet, read through the Idol White website several dozen times and simply can not find any reason why it shouldn’t work, so I’ve decided to request a free sample from the company website. Now comes the big test: using it.

I can’t wait for my free samples to arrive so I can stop dreaming of a whiter smile and actually see if this stuff works as well as its website claims.

Are you curious to check it out too? Log onto their website and order your own free sample. I figure if they are willing to give me a few days worth of whitening power for free they must have something here. After all, if it doesn’t work at all during the free trial period why would I ever order more? That wouldn’t make them any money now would it?

So, here I sit, waiting for the brown UPS truck to deliver my samples like an anxious 8-year-old waiting for a birthday gift from faraway grandparents.

Idol White promises a whiter smile. Let’s see if this unique whitening pen can deliver what I’m really looking for – RESULTS!
*Fail dentist spam*

 

[cheaptrickfan]

 

[Brian]

OH MY GOD ARE YOU REALLY READY TO TRY IDOL WHITE ARE YOU ******* SERIOUS

IDOL WHITE IS SOME SERIOUS honeysuckle YOU BETTER BE **** SERIOUS BEFORE YOU TRY IT, HOT MONKEY JESUS I HOPE YOU'RE READY FOR HOW SERIOUSLY HARDCORE-PORNO-EXTREME IT IS

MAN I TRIED IDOL WHITE ONCE AND YOU KNOW WHAT HAPPENED?

DO YOU KNOW?

DO YOU?

NO YOU ******* DON'T KNOW WHAT HAPPENED, I HAVENT TOLD YOU YET AND MOTHERFUCKING EINSTEIN COULDN'T EVEN GUESS THIS honeysuckle IT'S SO GODDAMN EXTREME AND UNBELIEVABLE. I CAN HARDLY TALK ABOUT IT IT WAS SO INCREDIBLE.

BUT WHEN I TRIED IDOL WHITE...

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WAIT FOR IT...

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MY ******* TEETH CAUGHT FIRE, LIKE THESE GREEN AND BLUE FLAMES, AND THE WHOLE WILD HUNT FLEW OUT OF MY MOUTH, ODIN AND ALL. THERE WAS LIGHTNING. SO MUCH LIGHTNING AND FLAMES. AND THEN MY TEETH MAN, THEY STARTED SCREAMING BECAUSE THE CLEAN WHITENING ACTION WAS SO HARDCORE. BRIANA BANKS, KRYSTAL STEAL AND JENNA JAMESON COULD MERGE IN TO ONE ENTITY AND THEY COULDN'T HANDLE THE ******* ACTION THAT WAS GOING ON IN MY MOUTH. WHAT'S THAT YOU SAID, YOU STUPID SPAMMING *****? "I BET IF YOU THREW IN SHYLA STYLEZ AND LELA STAR THEY COULD HANDLE THE HARDCORE MOUTH-******* INTENSITY OF IDOL WHITE"? WELL GUESS WHAT DICKWEED?

YOU'RE

*******

AND SO WAS YOUR MOM WHEN SHE THOUGHT GIVING BIRTH TO YOU WAS A GOOD IDEA SHE PROBABLY REGRETS IT EVEN NOW

MY TEETH WERE INSTANTLY WHITER THAN ALL OF THEIR LUSCIOUS WHITE ASSES COMBINED. THE YELLOW ALL FELL OFF MY TEETH AND CREATED A GOD **** ************ OF A BLACK HOLE ON THE GROUND. I HAD TO FIGHT SO HARD TO ESCAPE ITS INTENSE GRAVITATIONAL PULL THAT I CUT MY LIFESPAN IN HALF.


WHATS THAT *******? AM I TELLING THE TRUTH? YOU BET YOUR SWEET PRECIOUS ASS I'M TELLING THE TRUTH THIS honeysuckle WAS REAL AS IT GETS, HOT ****.


SO I DONT THINK YOU'RE AT ALL READY TO TRY IDOL WHITE, *******, BECAUSE YOU'RE TOO MUCH OF A DUMB ******* AND YOU HAVE NOT PREPARED

WHAT

SO

EVER


FOR THE MOTHERFUCKING MAGIC honeysuckle THAT IS ABOUT TO HAPPEN IN THAT WRETCHED STINKING MAW OF YOURS. I SUGGEST YOU GO LICK THE BOTTOMS OF SOME MORE URINAL BOWLS OR WHATEVER IT IS YOU DO WITH THAT FESTERING FOOD MASHER ATTACHED TO YOUR FACE, BECAUSE IT IS NOT WORTHY OF IDOL WHITE UNTIL YOU PREPARE YOUR PANSY ASS FOR THE EXPERIENCE JUST A LITTLE BIT MORE.


Come back when you're ACTUALLY ready to try Idol White, and we will talk. ONLY THEN WILL WE TALK.

 

[EveWasFramed]

Why does he think that we all have poor dental hygiene? lol
I take very good care of my teeth, tyvm.

 

[Harold_King]

I have many faults, but a yellow smile is not one of them.

 

[Spare]

I think this particular spammer might have broken Brian's brain.

 

[Minus]

BUT WHEN I TRIED IDOL WHITE...

Wow