If You Were An Animal, What Would You Be?

[bootlegspm]

a human...

 

[Bones]

A pig.

*Pig's orgasms last 30 minutes.*

 

[kamya]

I would also be a bear.

 

[Chasm]

i would b roadkill

hey??
sum human's probably going 2 kill me neway
whichevr animal i chose
so y not get it dun n ovr with

jus lemme b roadkill

 

[zaphodity]

I'm human, I already am an animal. But if I had a choice i'd be a companion lap dog for an eccentric, rich old lady who spoils me rotten. Then dies and leaves me a large fortune and I live out the rest of my days in the lap of luxury.

What good is all that cash if you are a dog?

Set up in a trust fund from a deceased estate. The money would be spent on looking after me. I've read newspaper articles of old rich people leaving all their money to their pets because their families are ********, so it would be that type of deal.

 

[lonelyfairy]

A kitten. ^_^

 

[TheSolitaryMan]

A pig.

*Pig's orgasms last 30 minutes.*

Yeah, but the ambience isn't exactly the same is it?

I'd prefer a curvy human figure, dimmed lights, passionate kissing and a warm bed to excrement and mud, a grunting sow (okay, similarity there possibly...), freezing winter snow and the very real possibility of being delicious bacon the next day.

Plus I don't have sex as a human, what's to say being a pig would offer me any more opportunities to orgasm?

(The more I think about it, I'd rather be a human by choice over anything else...)

 

[Equinox]

Seal here. Or maybe otter.

 

[meekthoughts]

A koala maybe? Laze around and eat eucalyptus leaves all day. And so darn cute.

Or... an amoeba. What a simple life. I'd be happy being alone because I can reproduce asexually by binary fission.

 

[Doubt The Rabbit]

You know, I always thought koalas were ugly tbh (Wary)

I'd be a grub. I just want to live under a rock for the rest of my life.

 

[Bones]

Either a black panther or black wolf.

 

[LoneKiller]

A koala maybe? Laze around and eat eucalyptus leaves all day. And so darn cute.

Or... an amoeba. What a simple life. I'd be happy being alone because I can reproduce asexually by binary fission.

I love Koala Bears.

 

[Equinox]

The koala is a lie. (d)