Let's have a party in my apartment

[miltonbradley]

I invite all of you to come over. I live in Columbus Ohio. I have cake and ice cream and orange soda. There will be music and dancing and free drinks. If you're on a diet and don't want cake or ice cream I also have carrots and applesauce. You can all spend the night too. We can play truth or dare and spin the bottle. I have board games too. I have also set up a Smush Room where freaky people are more than welcome to get freaky. Who's down

 

[Barbaloot]

K. On my way.

 

[LoneKiller]

Hi miltonbradley.

I'd come, but Sci-Fi has already invited me over for his annual Lonely Life
orgy. He has Kool-Aid, Nachos, and free motion lotion samples I've been dying to try.

Please accept my apologies.

 

[Lost Drifter]

Hi miltonbradley.

I'd come, but Sci-Fi has already invited me over for his annual LL orgy.

Hmm...

Lubricated Lemurs?
Lecherous Leprechauns?
Lindsay Lohan?

 

[LoneKiller]

Hi miltonbradley.

I'd come, but Sci-Fi has already invited me over for his annual LL orgy.

Hmm...

Lubricated Lemurs?
Lecherous Leprechauns?
Lindsay Lohan?

Right. I'll fix it.

 

[Lost Drifter]

Actually the Lecherous Leprechauns one sounded fun

 

[LoneKiller]

Actually the Lecherous Leprechauns one sounded fun

So did Lindsay Lohan.

 

[Jilted John]

But nobody mentioned beer!

 

[LoneKiller]

But nobody mentioned beer!

Hi Jilted John! How have you been? Beer I can't have, that's why he's supplying Kool-Aid for me, because I'm so special.

 

[SkuzzieMuff]

You could always put vodka in the kool-aid. But I'm too white and classy for that honeysuckle.

Get some Twister in this honeysuckle, and we've got a party.

 

[LoneKiller]

You could always put vodka in the kool-aid. But I'm too white and classy for that honeysuckle.

Get some Twister in this honeysuckle, and we've got a party.

Well, being a recovering alcoholic, it might not be best.

 

[VanillaCreme]

I wouldn't go to Ohio if someone paid me to go. Sorry bro.

 

[Anonymous Rex]

I would come, but here in England I only hear about kool-aid in the context of suicide pacts, so it kind of scares me.

 

[Ghost Boy]

I would go but only if someone else pays for the trip coming and going and have a place to stay.