Lies

[RB46]

I've had sex with a vast number of women and been better at sex than all of them.

 

[ladyforsaken]

I love working with that particular colleague of mine who sit's right in front of me in the office. She's my favourite.

 

[9006]

I can understand what you're on about.

 

[ladyforsaken]

Mike is a meanie.

 

[ladyforsaken]

Clowns are awesome things.. err, people who look colourful.

 

[9006]

I never masturbated today.

 

[ladyforsaken]

Lmao. Good to know lol.

I met my Bruce Willis for lunch today.

 

[9006]

I never saw any glass today.

 

[ladyforsaken]

My mum called me earlier for a reason.

 

[RB46]

Im so excited about next week at work. It's gonna be soooooo cooooooool.

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I masturbated twice already Hang on... which forum is this?

 

[ladyforsaken]

Lol RB.

I had fun today!

 

[Rosebolt]

I love my stepmom!

 

[9006]

I didn't smell burning today.

 

[Veruca]

I became a musical maestro today!

 

[9006]

I lied today.

 

[Veruca]

hahaha

I told the truth today

 

[9006]

I lied about lying today.

 

[Rosebolt]

I hate the weather today!

 

[Memories]

I CAN think of something to lie about.

 

[ladyforsaken]

I'm so excited right now.