darkwall
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The following are real answers by contestants on "Family fortunes" ...
Q. Name something you take to the beach A. Turkey sandwiches
Q. Name something a blind person might use A. A sword
Q. Name a song with moon in the title A. Blue Suede Moon
Q. Name a bird with a long neck A. Naomi Campbell
Q. Name an occupation where you need a torch A. A burglar
Q. Name a famous brother and sister A. Bonnie & Clyde
Q. Name a dangerous race A. The Arabs
Q. Name an item of clothing worn by the Three Musketeers A. A horse
Q. Name something that floats in the bath A. Water
Q. Name something you wear on the beach A. A deckchair
Q. Name a famous royal A. Mail
Q. Name a number you have to memorise A. 7
Q. Name something in the garden that's green A. Shed
Q. Name something that flies that doesn't have an engine A. A bicycle with wings
Q. Name something you might be allergic to A. Skiing
Q. Name a famous bridge A. The bridge over troubled waters
Q. Name something a cat does A. Goes to the toilet
Q. Name something you do in the bathroom A. Decorate
Q. Name an animal you might see at the zoo A. A dog
Q. Name something associated with the police A. Pigs
Q. Name a sign of the zodiac A. April
Q. Name something slippery A. A conman
Q. Name a way of cooking fish A. Cod
Q. Name a food that can be brown or white A. Potato
Q. Name a jacket potato topping A. Jam
Q. Name a famous Scotsman A. Jock
Q. Name something with a hole in it A. Window
Q. Name a non-living object with legs A. Plant
Q. Name a domestic animal A. Leopard
Q. Name a part of the body beginning with 'N' A. Knee
Q. Name a kind of ache A. Fillet 'O' Fish
Q. Name something you open other than a door A. Your bowels
Q. Name something you take to the beach A. Turkey sandwiches
Q. Name something a blind person might use A. A sword
Q. Name a song with moon in the title A. Blue Suede Moon
Q. Name a bird with a long neck A. Naomi Campbell
Q. Name an occupation where you need a torch A. A burglar
Q. Name a famous brother and sister A. Bonnie & Clyde
Q. Name a dangerous race A. The Arabs
Q. Name an item of clothing worn by the Three Musketeers A. A horse
Q. Name something that floats in the bath A. Water
Q. Name something you wear on the beach A. A deckchair
Q. Name a famous royal A. Mail
Q. Name a number you have to memorise A. 7
Q. Name something in the garden that's green A. Shed
Q. Name something that flies that doesn't have an engine A. A bicycle with wings
Q. Name something you might be allergic to A. Skiing
Q. Name a famous bridge A. The bridge over troubled waters
Q. Name something a cat does A. Goes to the toilet
Q. Name something you do in the bathroom A. Decorate
Q. Name an animal you might see at the zoo A. A dog
Q. Name something associated with the police A. Pigs
Q. Name a sign of the zodiac A. April
Q. Name something slippery A. A conman
Q. Name a way of cooking fish A. Cod
Q. Name a food that can be brown or white A. Potato
Q. Name a jacket potato topping A. Jam
Q. Name a famous Scotsman A. Jock
Q. Name something with a hole in it A. Window
Q. Name a non-living object with legs A. Plant
Q. Name a domestic animal A. Leopard
Q. Name a part of the body beginning with 'N' A. Knee
Q. Name a kind of ache A. Fillet 'O' Fish
Q. Name something you open other than a door A. Your bowels
