The Last Person To Post in X Page Wins xD

[Jilted John]

You're that sick of your boss?

 

[Sci-Fi]

LOL No, he hasn't bugged me yet, in like a week. So that will be coming soon, just hopefully not today.

 

[Jilted John]

Did the tool boss show up yet?

 

[Sci-Fi]

Nope didn't see him, I'm not sure if he'll actually be around this week or not.

I love it when customers joke around. Guy this morning asked if I wanted come out on break to help pump out this ladies pond. I told him I probably wasn't getting a break today with everything I have to do today. He thought that was a good answer, and figured he'd be back in a few hours unless the lady he was helping started to through mud at him. LOL!

You know what, to the dirty mind that sounds dirty. But pumping out a ladies pond...that just comes off disgusting. Here fishy fishy. Now the mud fight, that sounds like it could be fun.

Sorry I'll back to my corner now.

 

[Jilted John]

You didn't go! Man I've got to have words with you!

 

[Sci-Fi]

Well, the woman is probably twice my age...so...no do not want to see that.

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I've got a rant for you! This is...just...

Okay so you hear this saying a lot especially in North America, learn to speak English!

This guy comes in and wants to rent a truck I have in my parking lot right now. I told him that it is already booked and going out today. The guy had a bit of an accent but his speaking English was pretty dang good. He tells me his English isn't very good so he doesn't quite understand. So I explain that I have a customer who is coming to get the truck today and the truck will not be coming back. (it's on a one way to sudbury) He kind of just looks at me so I expand this telling him that I'm waiting on the people who have booked the truck. They should be in here at any moment. He leaves then his wife calls because her husband didn't understand why he couldn't get the truck!!!

fresia me...

 

[Jilted John]

Did you try sign language? Works for me,finger across throat means no.

 

[Sci-Fi]

LOL

I'll try that next time.

 

[Jilted John]

Did I win yet?

 

[floffyschneeman]

No. everyone knows I will be the winner (wary)

 

[RyanEhf]

No. everyone knows I will be the winner (wary)

Now is the winner of our discontent.

 

[Jilted John]

But I have to win! I need the money for my Grandma's operation!

 

[WishingWell]

I posted on this thread way back when. I stopped because I knew I wouldn't win, but then I thought, somebody's got to win, it may as well be me....NOW EVERYONE STOP POSTING! I WANNA WIN! I NEVER WIN ANYTHING!!! PLEASE....

 

[Jilted John]

I think Wishing Well should win,my Grandma is 136 anyway!

 

[Sci-Fi]

LOL John you posted! Isn't the target page like 300 and something or other?

 

[Jilted John]

Yeah,I know,it's me that needs the operation,but f**k it! Who needs lungs anyway?

 

[RyanEhf]

This is how to get about 2 days worth of vegetables in a glass:

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[Peter Lorre]

Nice.

 

[RyanEhf]

Yummy

 

[Jilted John]

Ugh!